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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sometimes employers give you any title just to avoid giving you more salary when they dump more work on your lap trying to avoid recruiting.

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  • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And the HR lady at my old job got pissy when I called myself Chief Bit Twiddler.

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• KellysNokia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  As a published professor of Tendie Research, I can tell you that nugget scientists are the theoretical phyiscists of the processed chicken discipline.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A bum gardener!
  My dream job!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A bum gardener, eh?

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• frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  She wrote the papers on General and Special Nugget Shape Theory.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Her theory is the best model to explain behaviour & shapes of particle physics.

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      She finally allowed us to extend past ball-shaped chickens in a vacuum.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  chicken nuggets was invented by a Perdue University professor

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  IDFK, ask me when I’m 65.

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• FloatingAlong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So, a biochemist

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I once knew a Swedish hotdog scientist from my Star Wars Galaxies guild. He was a drunk. Du luktar skitgott, broder.

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