Black Widows

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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine the drama of Black Widow spiders who are Lesbians…

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dine out before you eat out

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That guy has a spider fetish. I’m not sure black widows even eat pasta.

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• Collatz_problem@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some spiders bring a fly or another insect for their mate to avoid getting eaten.

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boiling spaghetti water. That like hotdog water?

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  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like almond milk, oat milk or soy milk. But when milking spaghetti, the liquid is so clear that we just call it spaghetti water.

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    • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If that happens when milking spaghetti, I suggest resting a few days.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hot ham water

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    • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So watery. 🤤 And yet there’s a smack of ham to it!

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess the broth after you cooked spagetti?

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• Visstix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only relevant if you are married to Scarlet Johansson

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, that makes sense now. Ryan Reynolds just got tired of being the one to cook.

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• DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Damn near spit pizza out. Pizza! That’s a legit lol. Great share, thanks!

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• Guilherme@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the spaghetti doesn’t work he has the boiling water to throw before fleeing.

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