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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨IntergalacticTurtleFucker@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • sleen@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a shit post

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  • ryo@lemmy.eco.br ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The lengths americans will go not to use a bidet.

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Invent one with that sprays soapy water and I’ll get one. Until then I’ll continue using the shower head and/or clogging up my pipes with “flushable” wipes.

      Wiping your ass with nothing but toilet paper or plain water is unsanitary and weird. It’s like washing your hands without soap.

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      • VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s not like you’re eating out of your ass. There’s actually a reason why you must wash your hands with soap every time you have had your hand in the nether region.

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  • Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Poor gal misses the sponge-on-a-stick from Rome

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    • pipows@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m truly grateful that I wasn’t born in an era in which I’d have to wipe my ass with a sponge on a stick

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      • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It was actually worse than that … a communal towel that was given a quick rinse with water, quick dry and handed back into circulation in the communal toilet where you all sat in one room staring at each other.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Still two starts though

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  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ollie went to the neighborhood dance

    And he won the big door prize

    It was a toilet brush, and he took it home,

    And next week some of the guys

    They said, "Ollie how’s that toilet brush?

    “The one you won from the neighbors?”

    Ollie said, "It works pretty good,

    “But I prefer toilet paper”

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1000273893

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who’s manually wiping with this when they could be using the attachment that pokes the brush out and then rotates it?

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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They were using the wrong end.

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    • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The right tool for the wrong job?

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  • MaXsteri@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Best stick to the using the three seashells.

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  • Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    xylospongium

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  • SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t it better to wash with water instead of wiping?

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