Most relevant section translated to english:
If he wins the election on November 5, his billionaire supporter Musk will chair the new board. This is to implement a full financial and performance audit of the entire government and make recommendations for drastic reforms.
Source: Swiss state media article
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That will happen right after Vin Diesel becomes US president after Trump chokes on a burger (not poisoned, sorry). Vin Diesel will be replaced by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho after he flattens Diesel with a monster truck.
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
omg vin the guy who invented diesel
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And the system to uniquely identify vehicles. Seems like a real car guy.
roboto@feddit.org 1 month ago
Would be an honor to be led by a 5 times ultimate smackdown champion and porn superstar.
Senseless@feddit.org 1 month ago
Had me in the first half.