Greed is a vice, I'll take 1

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• loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll take 2 because otherwise the dollar might get lonely…

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  • GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well you know what they say; two’s company, three’s a crowd

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• atocci@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll take $0 dollar because something-grindset

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sigma balls lmao

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    • turnipjs@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s a “sigma balls lmao”?

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll take none. I don’t trust money, or rather, the people who have money. If I take your dollar, I’ll owe you When will you collect? How will you collect? How much will it cost me? I’m sure I won’t like any of the answers. You clearly have money to spend, so you cannot be trusted.

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  • GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All I want is a pound if flesh I return. Is that too much to ask?

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    • BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A pound of flesh for $1? Even chicken is at least $6/lb!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      does it matter whose flesh?

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• Facebones@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll take $1, tell you to give the other dollar to someone in need, then reap the rewards of social media vitality for my kindness.

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• Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nice try, but I have more than that now and don’t want to go down to either.

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  • GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You e got more than TWO!

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Billionaires: Can’t I have it all?

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• skooma_king@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  About $3.50

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• Master@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ill take two of the first choice instead of the second choice!

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Candy bars cost more than $1 now 😔

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• Frozzie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Communist : $1.50

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