We're getting the galactic restraining order 😔

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Earth: Yo! Anyone DTF? Sends unsolicited dick pics

  Universe: Ew… No… Blocked.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Brilliant pun on “filter” btw 😂

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The whole universe is censored. Matrix anyone?

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• northendtrooper@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Taking dick pics to a galactic scale.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Make sure to have an arrow pointing at the butt with the label “probe goes here.”

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• modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have you seen us? We’re pretty fucking sexy.

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Depends where you look. I’m at Wallmart, so…

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’re already on Voyager.

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No I’m using jerboa

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Specifically this one which I find especially haunting:Image

    Like not only are we intelligent life, we look like this, and we look like this on the inside, and we have technology that can see ourselves on the inside. And we just thought you’d find that neat.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What setting do I need to toggle for that?

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Damn, there be some horny-ass Captain-Kirk-wannabe astronomers out there.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have you seen Star Trek? The entire point to boldly go where no man has gone before is to boldly cum where no man has came before.

  TLDR, nerds be horny.

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