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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I actually met my wife because I commented on her ankles. At a bar, she went the wrong way and did a 180. I saw how beautiful she was, wanted to take a shot, mentally went down the list of appropriate body parts to comment on without coming off creepy or thirsty, and shouted, "Nice ankles.

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Women: Just don’t look at my bony knees!

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    • rovingnothing29@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “All the good ankle is taken” - Mr Burns

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, I got arrested. I hope you’re happy…

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  • veganpizza69@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s a TV show about this… “Strange Planet” (TV too)

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    • illi@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Strange Planet is a… TV show?

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      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Holy shit…it is a show…wild

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      • veganpizza69@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        www.imdb.com/video/vi4288399129/?ref_=tt_vi_t_2

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  • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m already swooning.

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    • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Time to start gooning

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      • occhionaut@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not in front of my tooning!

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  • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alright Zuckerberg calm down

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That last one has me stumped… Their feet look like they’re good at sprinting from a standstill? 🤔

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    • Chriszz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It means their limbs look strong (they look fit)

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      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fun fact tapairs have prehensile cocks!

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fair 😁

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure they only talked about torque and nothing about sprinting.

      In case you learned about torque from a gearhead, torque is essentially a measure for the rotational effect of force around a fulcrum. So, since most (all ?) of our limb motions are turning around some pivot point (joints), we can measure torque for all of those.


      Now I realise how hard it was for them to define torque to me as a child.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In case you learned about torque from a gearhead

        Yeah, English isn’t my first language and the first time I heard the word was watching Top Gear as an adult, so that’s my most immediate association 😄

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    • zout@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It looks like they have strong hands. Based on this joke I think.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fibers one is excellent. I will be using that in the future.

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  • the_beber@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you use number 4, you should prepare thyself for what comes next.

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  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Any of these are acceptable responses to being told you have pretty eyes.

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  • dexa_scantron@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Deleted scenes from Eye of Argon?

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