Anon meets his dream girl

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• sazey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon chose to outdo the fat friend and cock block himself.

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• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Drunk off his ass.

  Need a ride home?

  Wtf?

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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s ok, this is just what Anon imagined he’d say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s what he imagined he’d imagine if he ever went to a bar.

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  • ArbiterXero@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Perhaps “willing to pay for taxi”?

    Or “my DD friend is getting me and he owes me a favour?”

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He was the train conductor.

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  • dev_null@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe accompany her so she doesn’t have to take the bus alone.

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• Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dude filtered himself. Best outcome.

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• andrewta@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Could have been worse. Not sure how but it can always be worse

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Poor girl could have gone home with that asshole.

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• Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

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  • ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yellow Canary mining

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• Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The fat friend cockblocker is 100% real. I’ve had people try to make out it’s not and it’s unbelievable.

  The funniest is when you are talking to someone you know (for example a friends gf) then a fat girl comes over and starts telling you to leave her alone and stuff.

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s when you need to show your diplomat skills and realise that’s the bodyguard and it ain’t gonna happen tonight. Girls do it (going out as a pair) to feel safe, so trying to separate them is just gonna send their alarm bells ringing and make you sound like a creep no matter what you try.

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    • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re literally just making stuff up now I never said anything of the sort. I didn’t separate anyone I seen a friend and said hi. Or are men and women not allowed to talk to each other without a chaperon?

      I been outside in the smoking area and seen a friends girlfriend and been like “Hey how’s it going?”

      Then had a fat friend waddle over to me and be like “Leave her alone! She has a boyfriend!”

      “Yea X” then I just stared at her.

      She then goes “Oh right Y.” (Y being his nickname). Then just awkwardly stared as us as we both stood their in silence then she walked away.

      I found it amusing. Turns out it was a barcawl from their course hence why they were all together outside. (The couple met on their course, I lived with him the year before).

      So no it had nothing to do with anything I was doing. I was having a pleasant chat with someone who I was friendly with and she had struck up conversations with me many time, we used to chat at the gym also. It was just her friend being self conscious I guess.

      It is always the fat ones that do that. The pretty ones either come over and say “alright?” Or they tend to stand in the conversation for a short period of time and then leave. But the abrupt cutting into a conversation and speaking on behalf of friend like she’s a child who can’t look after herself is always fat girls. The memes are true.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok, but I can relate to smiling irl when I see an internet meme in the memetics of the wild

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  hopefully the fat friend got over the friendzone

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