Damn, not the pancakes!
No drinking and driving -> No cooking and driving
Anon is a cop
Submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I am immediately reminded of this from my childhood.
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Thanks for the video!
Wow, that car is pimped out with the best cooking equipment and even a milkshake maker!
He should have stopped and finished cooking before driving again. Shame shame, wasting good food as well!
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
LET HIM COOK!
omega_x3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So did the cop pull him out and shoot him in self defense for burning the pancakes or just shoot him because that is what cops do.
Rubanski@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Depends on if he was DWB
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 months ago
He was Driving While Making Black Pancakes…
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Only after an acorn fell on the roof of the vehicle.
Bob_FOSS@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The pancakes were so burnt the cop shot them.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
IDK, driving while making pancakes sounds a lot like something a stoner would do.
It doesn’t discount the fact that the driver might be high. I’m just saying.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
DUI(P)
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
When you optimize your morning routine so you can wake up the latest possible
pubquiz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So how many times did anon shoot the suspect - after conveniently “spilling” nacho sauce on the body cam?
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Who TF calls a griddle a “Hotplate”?
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
A hot plate and a griddle aren’t the same thing
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I’m aware; I was envisioning someone with a griddle b/c that’s what I use to make pancakes.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Me and almost everyone I know.
ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
It’s always cops vs Red Dwarf Yellow Canary Cures
Phegan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Isn’t this a Simpsons episode?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 months ago
A car cigarette lighter, if it’s on a 20A fuse, can provide 240w. I’m amazed someone managed to burn pancakes with so little power.
Assuming this happened.
r00ty@kbin.life 3 months ago
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/12v-Dc-Hot-Plate-Cooktop-400W_1600610214693.html?spm=a2700.pccps_detail.0.0.346a13a0eHoBt1
Pros don't use the cigarette lighter!
I actually used to do something similar with my radio equipment. A bit much for the cigarette lighter (usually rated at 10a not 20). So I just parked the car, set up the aerial and wires straight to battery.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Wiring everything straight to the battery is a classical move for amateur auto electricians, I’ve done similar myself.
Artyom@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I’ve heard of truckers cooking meatloaf with a lighter plug, but it took hours and was well insulated. I’m calling BS on this one.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 months ago
calling bs on a joke greentext. very brave.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 months ago
And a truck is likely 24v, so twice the power for the same current. It’s also not unheard of for trucks to have high power devices like inverters in the cab, so may have much more current and power available.
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It was a european car, so on 48 volts.
/j
uis@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Well, it can go up to 15 volts and provide 300 watts. So there is that.
velvetThunder@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
After googling i found numbers like 1200 to 2400 watts being produced by a car alternator. Just bridge the fuse and you can make pancakes in your car happy and without worries.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Your typical car is at the lower end, and don’t forget the vehicle itself uses power, quite a bit of it in fact.
2kw would be commercial vehicles, four wheel drives etc that have a lot of accessories, dual battery systems etc.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Use a bullet as a fuse. You’ll know when it pops.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
That is like the least obviously made up part. 😂
Most physically impossible, though.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 months ago
www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004338221979
They do exist, I have no idea if you could cook a pancake though.