Music to my Ear

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun science fact. Crabs are always shit talking and making “yo mama” jokes.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And, unlike lobsters*, they all talk with a hoarse Brooklyn accent.

    “HEY! I’m scuttling heah!”

    *who, as everyone knows, sing with a generically Caribbean accent

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought they always said “Whos your Daddy!”

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Go on. Try.

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Works in a pinch!

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• Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ^chit chit Chit CHIT CHIT SNAP Chit chit munch munch munch

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, not always, not if fren.

  Like Casper the Halloween Mooncrab, such a polite cutie.

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• OppositeOfOxymoron@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always heard this joke as “If you hold a stoat up to your ear, you can hear the sound of your own voice, screaming.”

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ears are not the preferred food of the crab, but they’re quite adaptable.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Adaptable ears!

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• dudinax@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure it sounds like “dad-u-chuk?” and “did-a-chick” and such.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds hurty.

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