This will be YouTube in 2025

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hahaha watching an Otomatone cover of Take On Me. Worth watching the ads!

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  YouTube is too big. I’ve been trying to use Rumble when I can. It has a lot of right wingers that were banned from YT, which sucks, but I hope to see any alternatives to YT thrive and grow.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As you’re already on the Fediverse, you might like to check out PeerTube.

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m just gonna watch YouTube on a computer without a webcam. Now this will prevent them from doing shit like this.

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “We didn’t detect a Webcam on your device. You can only watch videos on devices with a Webcam. Do you want Premium*? Click here for only 29,99 per month.

    *With Premium you also only can watch videos on devices with a Webcam”

    This is only 2025, a year later they also want a list of the people you love the most so they can kidnap one to demand you buy Premium, which will mean they will get you premium looking ads instead of shitty looking ads.

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    • mctoasterson@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Looks like you’re masturbating. Get a bonus month of premium if you climax during an ad.”

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Premium lets youb watch were ads with up to 4 blinks per ad without pause or a total of .4 seconds of looking away from the ad without pause.

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    • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I need the dude in the video to talk with me if I want a webcam.

      Oh, let me guess, I also have to have a microphone as well so that I can’t be allowed to express discontent over an ad?

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    • NutWrench@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Someone will find a way to take a looped video of them watching their computer intently and feed it through their webcam. The ad battle will never end.

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    • whatdis@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      alternatively: Please wait 2 days for the new GoogleCamPro we have shipped to arrive. Please note that without a Google Premium subscription your webcam feed will have ads in it

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• speaker_hat@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SmartTube + Invidious

  And chill

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sadly it will, and I’ll ahve to stop using it since I mostly use it to listen to stuff while I’m at work

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• numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What about if it’s a sexy lady with an eye that’s lazy, a girl that’s fly with a wonky eye, who’s smoking with an eye that’s broken?

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  • Soulstorm@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think it’s hot, that she looks left a lot

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• Asudox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like how much the design resembles YouTube’s design. I would believe it if I didn’t know about the tech.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  this is why we have to invest in things like pipeline now

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  • cows_are_underrated@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What is Pipeline?

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    • l10lin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s NewPipe.

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• Cosmos7349@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Damn ur battery even lower than mine

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• Chonk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ll shift to peertube for good once I can afford my own server

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• Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  laughs in newpipe

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• Varven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Aww hell nahh

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• drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dailymoition still exists at least.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And Peertube.

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    • NataliaTheDrowned2@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      +1 for PeerTube

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I love the clarification, I was got for a moment there

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• Creosm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I honestly wouldn’t even be suprised

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