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Resol@lemmy.world 2 weeks agoI need the dude in the video to talk with me if I want a webcam.
Oh, let me guess, I also have to have a microphone as well so that I can’t be allowed to express discontent over an ad?
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, you need a microphone, and allow them access to your bank account. If you didn’t smile, vocally approve AND purchased the ad content you will be punished by 12 tripple ads instead of 4 double. Saying anything bad about Google or YouTube and you will get an automatic double priced Premium subscription for 6 months. This effect stacks. It will also not give you less ads. Refusing to watch any video on YouTube anymore will cost you your first born child.
Resol@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What if I still don’t have a child?
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kid or kidney, your choice
Resol@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d rather keep my kidney.