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• DannyMac@lemm.ee [bot] ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay, this made me laugh out loud

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  • jdf038@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Family member: “what’s so funny?”

    Me: “snort titta”

    (I didn’t show them the comic I have self respect)

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• state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is such an old joke.

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  • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Classic

    FTFY

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Almost 9 years old now.

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    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, definitely older than that. I remember hearing it 15 to 20 years ago.

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• aggelalex@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  👀 Titta

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Legend

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• problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One of my friends read this very same greentext back then when it was new and he told it to our friend group like it happened to him. Everyone laughed their asses off and had him as a person that knew how to laugh at themselves. Years later, while doomscrolling, I ended up watching a Instagram reel of a standup routine with this very same joke. We were devastated when I broke the news that our humble friend spun a web of lies.

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• psud@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  5-flush shits. Not a lot of fun with a slow filling cistern

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• Titou@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In this moment you just want to vanish

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I liked when Bert told this one better in his comedy routine. I saw it on YouTube because it’s everywhere.

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it’s everywhere

    While that may be a link would be much appreciated.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAEASKgfTrI

      First off pretending there’s an actual language barrier in Europe where everyone in a service job speaks English is quite dated.

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• aquinteros@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  isn’t this a jack Whitehall bit? i wonder who invented it

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most likely it’s not authored by him either. Doesn’t seem terribly creative, him.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jack Whitehall is famed for writing very little of his own material.

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• Pazuzu@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As someone that used to be tasked with clearing other people’s shit at work, here’s how you fix a clogged toilet without a plunger:

  first of all DO NOT FLUSH! Stay tf away from the handle on the toilet until the clog is cleared. shutoff the water if possible, there should be a valve between the toilet and the wall that you turn 90°. Even then there’s still water in the tank, so I repeat do not flush!

  If the clog isn’t 100% and some water can slowly drain through, leave it for a few minutes and come back. You want the water level in the bowl as low as possible. Next, fill a small trash can with hot water. not boiling, just the hottest you can get from the tap. Now dump that hot water in the toilet bowl. Be quick about it, but not so quick that you can’t stop yourself from overflowing

  The hot water and large volume helps break things up. manually pouring you can dump a lot more water in the bowl a lot faster than flushing normally will without the risk of overflowing.

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• SsxChaos@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This never fails to make me laugh 😂

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