Beetle Bros

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• Darohan@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Paul, John, George, and Ringo were 4 friends, and they were all Beatles, so I think they might have skewed this data a little?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sutcliffe lookin at his mandibles like

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think those 4 friends ever worked with Eric Burdon, Hilton Valentine, Chas Chandler, Alan Price, or John Steel actually, so the data probably isn’t being affected.

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  • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They choose to be beetles… we should distinguish generically assigned from chosen traits.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some are born beetles, some achieve beetleness and some have beetleness thrust upon them.

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• smeg@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isn’t it one in every four different animals that are beetles? I’d imagine if you picked four random animals they’d mainly be nematodes. Or if it’s by mass they’d be humans and cows!

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  • Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pedantry is always important! I would argue that ants would be selected over humans by both mass and population

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah, I was thinking of this xkcd but it’s land mammals only!

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about plankton? Aren’t they animals?

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Marine plankton include bacteria, archaea, algae, protozoa, microscopic fungi,[4] and drifting or floating animals that inhabit the saltwater of oceans and the brackish waters of estuaries

      Apparently they’re all sorts!

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• RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is kafkaesque

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  • Jesus_666@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One day Gregor Samsa woke up and realized he had at least three friends.

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh then I guess…

  Let it be, let it beee ee (tle)

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  google is just making sure no one uses a old browser that still supports ad blocking.

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• Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pssh, look who’s bragging about having three entire friends.

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• bazus1@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1 out of every four species on the planet is a beetle. Category counts =/= population size.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Think of 3 of your favorite species. If none of them are a beetle, you’re a beetle.

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How long till it’s a crab?

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kafka knew it

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• tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No, i am just living in a bubble and all my friends are basically the same.

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• merari42@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh no, now I feel like I have awoken from turbulent dreams and find myself suddenly transformed into a beetle.

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