& God said, "He whom smelt it, delt it."

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• HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Percury

  Senus

  Barth

  Uars

  Fupiter

  Yaturn

  Sranus

  Beptune

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    poor !luto

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  • PastyWaterSnake@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    🅱️eptune!

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Who told you the names of my children?

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  • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Penus

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• lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Pretty sure you’re a Taurus. Tauruses do not believe in astrology. Source: I’m also a Tauraus

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  • guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That kind?

    Image

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    A Ford Taurus?

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      A Ford Taurus Image

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  • kn0wmad1c@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Astrology is the belief that the positions of the stars have some significance for you.

    The picture is talking about our local planets, which is even dumber.

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    • lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      In the astrological sense, planets are stars, too. The relative position of the planets is important.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Yeah but, Mars is awfully bright tonight. Explain that!

      Those who are educated amongst us know this is a clear sign that Voldemort is on the rise. To each their own, though. Go ahead and just be unprepared for the Dark Lord’s reprisal.

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• hellfire103@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Well, I mean you can probably blame Earth for a lot of issues; although I suppose it’s the population and not the planet itself.

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I think we can blame the planet for being born. 😤

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• aeharding@vger.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I will blame Visual Studio for anything and everything thank you very much

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Why is your username purple? Are you an admin of instace or community or anything?

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    • aeharding@vger.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I am Voyager app developer!

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Mercury is like totally in Gatorade

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• itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Where is Pluto?

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    What about Ceres, Quaoar, Makmake and Haumea? What about Sedna, Eris and gonggong? How could anyone forget about gonggong?

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    • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Those were never labeled planets. Pluto was. Arbitrary classification changed to keep Earth’s label important. Wierdly earth centric decision.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Plotting revenge

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• barsoap@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Who. It’s who. Nominative, not objective. Compare and contrast:

  • He, who smelt it, dealt it
  • Him, whom the letter is for, sent to it was.

  See? Easy: Only ever use “whom” when speaking like Yoda.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I was being facetious.

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• noodlejetski@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  in the moment of my birth, Barnum’s effect was in retrograde

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• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “'This is the excellent foppery of the world, that,

  when we are sick in fortune, often the surfeit

  of our own behaviour, we make guilty of our

  disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as

  if we were villains on necessity; fools by

  heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and

  treachers by spherical pre-dominance; drunkards,

  liars, and adulterers by an enforc’d obedience of

  planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,

  by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion

  of whore-master man, to lay his goatish

  disposition to the charge of a star! My

  father compounded with my mother under the

  Dragon’s Tail, and my nativity was under Ursa

  Major, so that it follows I am rough and

  lecherous. Fut! I should have been that I am,

  had the maidenliest star in the firmament

  twinkled on my bastardizing.”

  —EDMUND, KING LEAR, ACT I SCENE 2

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Spicy syzygy

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• EllenKelly@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Respectfully, no.

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• pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  So the pull of the full moon affects the tides and we’re mostly water. What if the planets affect our health and not our moods in very subtle ways. I doubt it, but it’s a thought.

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  • wieson@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The tides are not an indicator for the health of a body of water. They just move it back and forth.

    My hypothesis: the planets affect which nostril you can breathe through this night.

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    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The tides are not an indicator for the health of a body of water. They just move it back and forth.

      I didn’t say it was indicator, I wondered if it affected us in ways. Having your insides move around with the tides might do subtle things. Then again, it might not.

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