Pretty sure you’re a Taurus. Tauruses do not believe in astrology. Source: I’m also a Tauraus
& God said, "He whom smelt it, delt it."
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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lugal@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 months ago
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 11 months ago
Astrology is the belief that the positions of the stars have some significance for you.
The picture is talking about our local planets, which is even dumber.
lugal@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
In the astrological sense, planets are stars, too. The relative position of the planets is important.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yeah but, Mars is awfully bright tonight. Explain that!
Those who are educated amongst us know this is a clear sign that Voldemort is on the rise. To each their own, though. Go ahead and just be unprepared for the Dark Lord’s reprisal.
hellfire103@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Well, I mean you can probably blame Earth for a lot of issues; although I suppose it’s the population and not the planet itself.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I think we can blame the planet for being born. 😤
aeharding@vger.social 11 months ago
I will blame Visual Studio for anything and everything thank you very much
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Why is your username purple? Are you an admin of instace or community or anything?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mercury is like totally in Gatorade
itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Where is Pluto?
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
What about Ceres, Quaoar, Makmake and Haumea? What about Sedna, Eris and gonggong? How could anyone forget about gonggong?
nexguy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Those were never labeled planets. Pluto was. Arbitrary classification changed to keep Earth’s label important. Wierdly earth centric decision.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Plotting revenge
barsoap@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Who. It’s who. Nominative, not objective. Compare and contrast:
- He, who smelt it, dealt it
- Him, whom the letter is for, sent to it was.
See? Easy: Only ever use “whom” when speaking like Yoda.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 months ago
I was being facetious.
noodlejetski@lemm.ee 11 months ago
in the moment of my birth, Barnum’s effect was in retrograde
GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“'This is the excellent foppery of the world, that,
when we are sick in fortune, often the surfeit
of our own behaviour, we make guilty of our
disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as
if we were villains on necessity; fools by
heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and
treachers by spherical pre-dominance; drunkards,
liars, and adulterers by an enforc’d obedience of
planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,
by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion
of whore-master man, to lay his goatish
disposition to the charge of a star! My
father compounded with my mother under the
Dragon’s Tail, and my nativity was under Ursa
Major, so that it follows I am rough and
lecherous. Fut! I should have been that I am,
had the maidenliest star in the firmament
twinkled on my bastardizing.”
—EDMUND, KING LEAR, ACT I SCENE 2
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Spicy syzygy
EllenKelly@hexbear.net 11 months ago
Respectfully, no.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
So the pull of the full moon affects the tides and we’re mostly water. What if the planets affect our health and not our moods in very subtle ways. I doubt it, but it’s a thought.
wieson@feddit.de 11 months ago
The tides are not an indicator for the health of a body of water. They just move it back and forth.
My hypothesis: the planets affect which nostril you can breathe through this night.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The tides are not an indicator for the health of a body of water. They just move it back and forth.
I didn’t say it was indicator, I wondered if it affected us in ways. Having your insides move around with the tides might do subtle things. Then again, it might not.
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Percury
Senus
Barth
Uars
Fupiter
Yaturn
Sranus
Beptune
Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
poor !luto
PastyWaterSnake@lemmy.world 11 months ago
🅱️eptune!
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Who told you the names of my children?
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Penus