Root Vegetable Abuse

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• stembolts@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This makes my carrot so hard.
  Wait, carrots are normally hard.
  This makes my carrot remain in the default state so hard.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This makes my carrot cake so moist.

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    • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1/4 cup of Applesauce is the secret ingredient for moist carrot cake.

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• stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t say that I’m, like, INTO carrots or anything, but I’d try a carrot if the moment felt right… And nobody I know would possibly find out that I tried one obviously.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Group speed circumcision.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I prefer amateur

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bukkake salads ready!

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The thumbnail made me think it was actual porn and they were slapping their dicks.

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• photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why are they all in their undies? 🤔

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