Thirsty for uranium?
It's a trap!
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
DisguisedJoker@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What would this taste like?
Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Looks like someone tried:
Uranyl salts are toxic and can cause severe chronic kidney disease and acute tubular necrosis. Target organs include the kidneys, liver, lungs and brain. Uranyl ion accumulation in tissues including gonocytes produces congenital disorders, and in white blood cells causes immune system damage. Uranyl compounds are also neurotoxins. Uranyl ion contamination has been found on and around depleted uranium targets.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Peroxide and dead mouth flesh.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 year ago
i dont know, but since it is produced in a stage of uranium enrichmet, and chemists have a worrying tendency to accidentally taste stuff, I am convinced there’s someone out there who knows.
LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I wouldn’t drink dihidroxyuranium, but on the other side effects of dihydrogen monoxide intake are in every case fatal.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
PubChem has uranium dioxideperoxide, uranyl hydroxide, uranylhydroxyd, and the most cursed one which only has an IUPAC name: oxygen(2-);uranium;hydrate
nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 year ago
One will make you urinate, the other will make you uraniuminate.
UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 1 year ago
Actually the jury is still out on if oxidane is 100% lethal or not. A definite conclusion is expected to arrive ~at the end of anthropocene epoch.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Instructions unclear, I am now developing Shin Godzilla biology
marcos@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Finally, one example where we don’t have to explain to people that actually Uranium being toxic will kill you first.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Totally! It says premium drinking water but when you try and drink from it it makes a huge mess and everyone stares at U.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Electrolytes?
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
It’s got what [Nuclear Power] plants crave!
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Heavy Water™️ is sure to quench any Nuclear Power Plant thirst!
Ask for it by name!
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Finally. Do you know how hard it is to find this stuff?
Mikufan@ani.social 1 year ago
U…
No thanks…
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
In Russia they prefer simply pure Po-H(2)O, maybe with some tea
HopingForBetter@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Voda - water ka - a little Vodka - water, a little
Checks out.
valen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You waited for Star Wars Day to post this, didn’t you?
credo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Math checks out.
lemming@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
[deleted]ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 year ago
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Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uranium fever has done and got me down
negativenull@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s the first ingredient of Nuka-Cola
Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uranium fever, it’s spreading all around!