Thirsty for uranium?
It's a trap!
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
DisguisedJoker@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What would this taste like?
Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Looks like someone tried:
Uranyl salts are toxic and can cause severe chronic kidney disease and acute tubular necrosis. Target organs include the kidneys, liver, lungs and brain. Uranyl ion accumulation in tissues including gonocytes produces congenital disorders, and in white blood cells causes immune system damage. Uranyl compounds are also neurotoxins. Uranyl ion contamination has been found on and around depleted uranium targets.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Peroxide and dead mouth flesh.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 months ago
i dont know, but since it is produced in a stage of uranium enrichmet, and chemists have a worrying tendency to accidentally taste stuff, I am convinced there’s someone out there who knows.
LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I wouldn’t drink dihidroxyuranium, but on the other side effects of dihydrogen monoxide intake are in every case fatal.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
PubChem has uranium dioxideperoxide, uranyl hydroxide, uranylhydroxyd, and the most cursed one which only has an IUPAC name: oxygen(2-);uranium;hydrate
nxdefiant@startrek.website 7 months ago
One will make you urinate, the other will make you uraniuminate.
UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 7 months ago
Actually the jury is still out on if oxidane is 100% lethal or not. A definite conclusion is expected to arrive ~at the end of anthropocene epoch.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Instructions unclear, I am now developing Shin Godzilla biology
marcos@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Finally, one example where we don’t have to explain to people that actually Uranium being toxic will kill you first.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Totally! It says premium drinking water but when you try and drink from it it makes a huge mess and everyone stares at U.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Electrolytes?
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
It’s got what [Nuclear Power] plants crave!
niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Heavy Water™️ is sure to quench any Nuclear Power Plant thirst!
Ask for it by name!
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Finally. Do you know how hard it is to find this stuff?
Mikufan@ani.social 7 months ago
U…
No thanks…
Zerush@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
In Russia they prefer simply pure Po-H(2)O, maybe with some tea
HopingForBetter@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Voda - water ka - a little Vodka - water, a little
Checks out.
valen@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You waited for Star Wars Day to post this, didn’t you?
credo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Math checks out.
lemming@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
[deleted]ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 7 months ago
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Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Uranium fever has done and got me down
negativenull@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s the first ingredient of Nuka-Cola
Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Uranium fever, it’s spreading all around!