Thirsty for uranium?
It's a trap!
Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
DisguisedJoker@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What would this taste like?
Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Looks like someone tried:
Uranyl salts are toxic and can cause severe chronic kidney disease and acute tubular necrosis. Target organs include the kidneys, liver, lungs and brain. Uranyl ion accumulation in tissues including gonocytes produces congenital disorders, and in white blood cells causes immune system damage. Uranyl compounds are also neurotoxins. Uranyl ion contamination has been found on and around depleted uranium targets.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Peroxide and dead mouth flesh.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 years ago
i dont know, but since it is produced in a stage of uranium enrichmet, and chemists have a worrying tendency to accidentally taste stuff, I am convinced there’s someone out there who knows.
LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I wouldn’t drink dihidroxyuranium, but on the other side effects of dihydrogen monoxide intake are in every case fatal.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
PubChem has uranium dioxideperoxide, uranyl hydroxide, uranylhydroxyd, and the most cursed one which only has an IUPAC name: oxygen(2-);uranium;hydrate
nxdefiant@startrek.website 2 years ago
One will make you urinate, the other will make you uraniuminate.
UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 2 years ago
Actually the jury is still out on if oxidane is 100% lethal or not. A definite conclusion is expected to arrive ~at the end of anthropocene epoch.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Instructions unclear, I am now developing Shin Godzilla biology
marcos@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Finally, one example where we don’t have to explain to people that actually Uranium being toxic will kill you first.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Totally! It says premium drinking water but when you try and drink from it it makes a huge mess and everyone stares at U.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Electrolytes?
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
It’s got what [Nuclear Power] plants crave!
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Heavy Water™️ is sure to quench any Nuclear Power Plant thirst!
Ask for it by name!
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Finally. Do you know how hard it is to find this stuff?
Mikufan@ani.social 2 years ago
U…
No thanks…
Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
In Russia they prefer simply pure Po-H(2)O, maybe with some tea
HopingForBetter@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Voda - water ka - a little Vodka - water, a little
Checks out.
valen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You waited for Star Wars Day to post this, didn’t you?
credo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Math checks out.
lemming@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
[deleted]ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 2 years ago
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Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Uranium fever has done and got me down
negativenull@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s the first ingredient of Nuka-Cola
Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Uranium fever, it’s spreading all around!