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It's a trap!

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s the first ingredient of Nuka-Cola

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    • Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Uranium fever has done and got me down

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Uranium fever, it’s spreading all around!

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thirsty for uranium?

    H~2~O~4~U!

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    • DisguisedJoker@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What would this taste like?

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      • Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Looks like someone tried:

        Uranyl salts are toxic and can cause severe chronic kidney disease and acute tubular necrosis. Target organs include the kidneys, liver, lungs and brain. Uranyl ion accumulation in tissues including gonocytes produces congenital disorders, and in white blood cells causes immune system damage. Uranyl compounds are also neurotoxins. Uranyl ion contamination has been found on and around depleted uranium targets.

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      • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Decay

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      • model_tar_gz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Green Skittles

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      • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Peroxide and dead mouth flesh.

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      • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        i dont know, but since it is produced in a stage of uranium enrichmet, and chemists have a worrying tendency to accidentally taste stuff, I am convinced there’s someone out there who knows.

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  • LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t drink dihidroxyuranium, but on the other side effects of dihydrogen monoxide intake are in every case fatal.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      PubChem has uranium dioxideperoxide, uranyl hydroxide, uranylhydroxyd, and the most cursed one which only has an IUPAC name: oxygen(2-);uranium;hydrate

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    • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One will make you urinate, the other will make you uraniuminate.

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    • UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actually the jury is still out on if oxidane is 100% lethal or not. A definite conclusion is expected to arrive ~at the end of anthropocene epoch.

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, I am now developing Shin Godzilla biology

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Finally, one example where we don’t have to explain to people that actually Uranium being toxic will kill you first.

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Totally! It says premium drinking water but when you try and drink from it it makes a huge mess and everyone stares at U.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Electrolytes?

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s got what [Nuclear Power] plants crave!

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      • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Heavy Water™️ is sure to quench any Nuclear Power Plant thirst!
        Ask for it by name!

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Finally. Do you know how hard it is to find this stuff?

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  • Mikufan@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    U…

    No thanks…

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In Russia they prefer simply pure Po-H(2)O, maybe with some tea

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    • HopingForBetter@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Voda - water ka - a little Vodka - water, a little

      Checks out.

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  • valen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You waited for Star Wars Day to post this, didn’t you?

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  • credo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Math checks out.

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  • lemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      deleted by creator

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  • Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uranium fever has done and got me down

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