Thirsty for uranium?
It's a trap!
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
DisguisedJoker@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What would this taste like?
Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Looks like someone tried:
Uranyl salts are toxic and can cause severe chronic kidney disease and acute tubular necrosis. Target organs include the kidneys, liver, lungs and brain. Uranyl ion accumulation in tissues including gonocytes produces congenital disorders, and in white blood cells causes immune system damage. Uranyl compounds are also neurotoxins. Uranyl ion contamination has been found on and around depleted uranium targets.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Peroxide and dead mouth flesh.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 months ago
i dont know, but since it is produced in a stage of uranium enrichmet, and chemists have a worrying tendency to accidentally taste stuff, I am convinced there’s someone out there who knows.
LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I wouldn’t drink dihidroxyuranium, but on the other side effects of dihydrogen monoxide intake are in every case fatal.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
PubChem has uranium dioxideperoxide, uranyl hydroxide, uranylhydroxyd, and the most cursed one which only has an IUPAC name: oxygen(2-);uranium;hydrate
nxdefiant@startrek.website 10 months ago
One will make you urinate, the other will make you uraniuminate.
UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 10 months ago
Actually the jury is still out on if oxidane is 100% lethal or not. A definite conclusion is expected to arrive ~at the end of anthropocene epoch.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Instructions unclear, I am now developing Shin Godzilla biology
marcos@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Finally, one example where we don’t have to explain to people that actually Uranium being toxic will kill you first.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Totally! It says premium drinking water but when you try and drink from it it makes a huge mess and everyone stares at U.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Electrolytes?
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
It’s got what [Nuclear Power] plants crave!
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Heavy Water™️ is sure to quench any Nuclear Power Plant thirst!
Ask for it by name!
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Finally. Do you know how hard it is to find this stuff?
Mikufan@ani.social 10 months ago
U…
No thanks…
Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
In Russia they prefer simply pure Po-H(2)O, maybe with some tea
HopingForBetter@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Voda - water ka - a little Vodka - water, a little
Checks out.
valen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You waited for Star Wars Day to post this, didn’t you?
credo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Math checks out.
lemming@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
[deleted]ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 10 months ago
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Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Uranium fever has done and got me down
negativenull@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s the first ingredient of Nuka-Cola
Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Uranium fever, it’s spreading all around!