Are we sure that “φουτοῦτρις” isn’t simply an ancient Greek word for “prostitute?”
I’m imagining a fancy corner office with the nameplate on the door reading
Mola Lead Fucktress
Mola the Fucktress
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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grue@lemmy.world 7 months ago
wick@lemm.ee 7 months ago
A quick google shows Romans had a few words for prostitute, including meretrix, so it seems likely.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Best fucksmith in the business
grue@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Your comment reads like an Oglaf comic.
notsure@fedia.io 7 months ago
having gone to catholic high school and taken latin, I find no fault in this logic.....teehee
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 7 months ago
that’s clearly Greek
Gilles_D@feddit.de 7 months ago
FWIW, there is no indication that there is some etymological connection between futuo and fuck, because you could (mis)read the text like I did at first – although the translation is somewhat correct.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 months ago
She simultaneously give fuck and don’t give a fuck. That’s how she got the name, she’s just so masterful with the fuck.
angrystego@lemmy.world 7 months ago
OT, but I think we would make a great pair - something like Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 months ago
Nice, Angry Stego, Annoyed Crabby, got a nice ring to it 😂
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Does this count as proto-shithouse graffiti?
Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
No, but only because Pompeii has that too.
Spendrill@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I’d be happier with “Mola the Fuckstress” somehow.
littlebluespark@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That implies that she was capable of multiple fucks simultaneously, and as anyone who’s attempted such would tell you: that ain’t happening. Only one fuck at a time, and all others are bonus; though the current fuck at any given moment could very well cycle throughout the options, it’s a matter of focused attention.
grue@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Given that she was literally a professional, I wouldn’t be so quick to doubt her skills and expertise.
Spendrill@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Why are the fucks in parallel rather than in series?
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I mean, people have more than one hole for a reason.
match@pawb.social 7 months ago
mola the fuckmistress
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is similarly good. Image
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Statistical mechanics killed my grandfather!
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
That’s great, I love it.
model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Can confirm; definitely wanted to kill myself while studying PChem and Chemical Engineering Thermodynamics.