littlebluespark
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world
- Comment on i will never understand scientific fraud 3 months ago:
Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽♂️🔥
- Comment on Racked by Pain and Enraptured by a Right-Wing Miracle Cure 4 months ago:
Wracked*
- Comment on Basking Mushrooms 4 months ago:
Aww, the one at the bottom is about to be washed away!
- Comment on Coming back to a western open world game H:FW after Elden Ring is a massive whiplash 4 months ago:
Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽♂️
- Comment on Serving as the POTUS as a Non-Medical Intervention for Preventing Cognitive Decline in the Elderly (N=2) 4 months ago:
Now, that’s clever. 🤪
- Comment on The scientific method 5 months ago:
Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.
- Comment on The scientific method 5 months ago:
Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.
- Comment on The scientific method 5 months ago:
Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).
In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.
- Comment on Why is prostitution called sometimes world's oldest profession? 5 months ago:
FFS. Are you 12?
- Comment on Why is prostitution called sometimes world's oldest profession? 5 months ago:
Your argument is shit and you know it. Jog on.
- Comment on Why is prostitution called sometimes world's oldest profession? 5 months ago:
So many logical fallacies to unpack, and no formatting to assist in legibility? Nah, I’m good.
- Comment on Why is prostitution called sometimes world's oldest profession? 5 months ago:
Cradle*
- Comment on Minnesota Mean (2023, dir Dawn Mikkelson) 5 months ago:
Take a team that’s never been anywhere near qualifying for the world championship and sell the movie on scripted Midwestern-flavor underdog BS? Yeah… that tracks. 🤷🏽♂️
- Comment on Dark & Darker is now back on Steam 6 months ago:
I guess you didn’t read the news?
- Comment on God of War Ragnarök will require a PSN account to play on PC 6 months ago:
It would sound an awful lot like the high seas, methinks.
- Comment on God of War Ragnarök will require a PSN account to play on PC 6 months ago:
Oh, and also, it’s only “illegal” because they have the money.
See: wage theft
- Comment on God of War Ragnarök will require a PSN account to play on PC 6 months ago:
Ragnarok
“… should the mead arise.”
- Comment on My RuneScape-inspired fitness RPG, WalkScape, has a new Closed Beta wave starting one June 1st! 6 months ago:
Maybe, go for a walk? 🥹
- Comment on My RuneScape-inspired fitness RPG, WalkScape, has a new Closed Beta wave starting one June 1st! 6 months ago:
I’m so here for this! 🤩🎉
- Comment on The Bear, season 3 (2024, showrunners Joanna Calo and Christopher Storer) 6 months ago:
The series has been so unapologetically accurate to my own IRL culinary past (from the area, trained in EU, etc.), there were even certain sections of it I found myself having to scan through just to finish the episode without shaking and/or tearing up (fuck you, Christmas ep, ferreal). Still, I’m coming back for Season 3 — if only to hope Carmy doesn’t fuck up his love life like me. I mean, c’mon, man. FFS.
- Comment on Furiosa's Box Office Opening Explained: What The Hell Happened With The Mad Max Prequel?! 6 months ago:
Personally, there’s no way I’m going camping on one of the most overcrowded holidays of the year. People are leaving town in droves and those that aren’t leaving aren’t going out? Guess my favorite pub is gonna be especially nice, and the campgrounds’ll be wonderfully empty next weekend when the weather’s even better. Fuck the punters. 🤌🏽
- Comment on It's Wednesday, my dudes. 6 months ago:
- Comment on Baby Beetle Butts 6 months ago:
If these remind you of a penis, you might wanna talk to someone about that. 😶🤢
- Comment on Cannabis 6 months ago:
Sounds like a 90s diesel strain that’ll have you coughing your balls off.
- Comment on Publishers are a cancer. Knowledge is meant to be shared, freely. 6 months ago:
Please don’t give the overlords ideas. “Minimum wage” as a currency? Talk about dystopian present, damn.
- Comment on Wilderness Adventure 6 months ago:
I always knew that li’l fucker had legs like babushkas have secrets. 🤌🏽
- Comment on ‘Twilight Of The Warriors: Walled In’: Cannes Review 6 months ago:
Ferreal. Hanuman is one of my personal favorite fables (incl the early plagiarism by Sun Wukong’s existence, yes), and they did my fuzzy boy dirty AF. 😱
- Comment on If you've done the Final Fantasy marathon did you include FF XI? Was it worth it? 6 months ago:
It is the marathon.
- Comment on If you've done the Final Fantasy marathon did you include FF XI? Was it worth it? 6 months ago:
That’s my point.
- Comment on stinging nettle 6 months ago:
Can I sign up for a timeline change, please?