Someone even wrote a theme song!
The text is even funnier because this guy looks like a Dollar Tree Frodo.
I fell into a burning ring of fire
Submitted 7 months ago by GrymEdm@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He’s a comedian (Chris Fleming), he has some funny stuff.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dollar Tree Elijah Wood.
Damn, dude, still chuckling over this. Funnier the longer I think about it.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
It’s a feature, not a bug.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I mean, it’s not THAT bad (admittedly, coming from sb who managed to get a burn from literally everything that goes remotely hot in their possession, from placing a hand on a steam cooker to touching dead ICs).
proper@lemmy.world 7 months ago
you fell into a mentholated butthole?
GrymEdm@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I wiped down, down, down and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns - the ring of fire. The ring of fire.
cerement@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
GrymEdm@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“If left in place for too long, it can produce first-degree burns to the skin.” Oof, beats menthol body wash that’s for sure!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Just wait til your scrotum starts flaking off
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
reminds me of that one time I used bengay on my hamstrings… oh boy
maniii@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Chubbyemu did a video of some dude doing permanent damage by bengay to the sac. I am not sure if survival but invalid or ded-ded.
DO NOT APPLY ANYTHING BUT SAFE SOAP + WATER TO SENSITIVE AREAS! Else You too “might make A recovery” or “might not make it”.
Plum@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dr Bronner’s Peppermint Gang
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
The green Gold Bond powder is… interesting.
mvirts@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Peppermint butthole forever