I’ve never found a problem that can’t be exacerbated with Microsoft Access.
He revealed the secrets !
Submitted 7 months ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to technology@beehaw.org
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GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
BarryZuckerkorn@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Hmm, is this a new take on the “Stop Doing Math” meme?
mdhughes@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
“She”. The gag of SwiftOnSecurity is it’s Taylor Swift, posting infosec. Tho these days she mostly trolls like this.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Is it actually Taylor Swift?
norbert@kbin.social 7 months ago
Of course, do you think people just go on the internet and tell lies?
Artyom@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Yes. If you think that’s cool, just wait until you need MargotRobbie@lemmy.world
belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Yes. On the matter security.
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Me: Spends 4 hours making a pause menu… “I wish this was true… This man has not met the hell of a 50 state, 100 elif statement…”
MxM111@kbin.social 7 months ago
We do what we can, because we must!
nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
It’s like if farmers were just letting plants do all the work, instead of manually assembling the potatoes themselves
jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
It’s like the joke about the invoice charging 0.10$ for a screw and 100$ for knowing which screw to replace.
Coding is easy. Software engineering not so much.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 7 months ago
I love SwiftOnSecurity.
pbjamm@beehaw.org 7 months ago
LLMs will replace the programmers right before they replace the satarists.
Banzai51@midwest.social 7 months ago
The job of a programmer is to reintroduce a bug that was fixed in the last patch.
PenguinTD@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Merge needs some stomp, yeah, mine stomp yours.
sukhmel@programming.dev 7 months ago
The biggest scam about programmers is they barely program
He’s got a point, though, the further you go, the less time you spend inputting code. Although some people prefer to continue going head first and then remaking everything.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
like with many jobs you’re learning to only do the work that matters, and oftentimes when you can avoid doing work that actually improves the product.
There’s a reason why construction workers aren’t making their own planks and nails, that would be horribly time consuming, inefficient, and they’d probably make shitty planks.
sukhmel@programming.dev 7 months ago
Not trying to become an expert in everything was the most important decision I made so far, I think
FaceDeer@fedia.io 7 months ago
Over the past month I feel like all I've been doing is writing tech design documents for systems I don't actually know anything about because I haven't had the opportunity to go in and do anything with them.
Fortunately I've finally managed to reach the point where everyone agrees that we should just start implementing the basics and see how that goes rather than try to plan it all out ahead of time since we're surely going to have to throw out the later plans once we see what we're actually dealing with.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 months ago
That is a lot of fun to do, most times. Also I need to provide for my family and the guys who pay my salary want their stupid features implemented like yesterday.
sukhmel@programming.dev 7 months ago
I half agree about fun, think it depends on how often clients want some weird shit done yesterday, it becomes a nightmare if it happens too often :(
agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 7 months ago
Absolutely. I barely touch code anymore, but I talk about how to touch code a lot.
mo_lave@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Why don’t they program using spreadsheets? Are they stupid?
jarfil@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Hello World — By different types of programmers
High School / Junior High
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END
First Year in College
program Hello(input, output) begin writeln('Hello World') end.
Senior Year in College
(defun hello (print (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))
New professional
#include void main(void) { char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"}; int i; for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i) printf("%s", message[i]); printf("\n"); }
Seasoned professional
#include #include class string { private: int size; char *ptr; public: string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {} string(const string &s) : size(s.size) { ptr = new char[size + 1]; strcpy(ptr, s.ptr); } ~string() { delete [] ptr; } friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &); string &operator=(const char *); }; ostream &operator <<(ostream &stream, const string &s) { return(stream << s.ptr); } string &string::operator=(const char *chrs) { if (this != &chrs) { delete [] ptr; size = strlen(chrs); ptr = new char[size + 1]; strcpy(ptr, chrs); } return(*this); } int main() { string str; str = "Hello World"; cout << str << endl; return(0); }
Apprentice Hacker
#!/usr/local/bin/perl $msg="Hello, world.\n"; if ($#ARGV >= 0) { while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) { $outfilename = $arg; open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n"; print (FILE $msg); close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n"; } } else { print ($msg); } 1;
Experienced Hacker
#include #define S "Hello, World\n" main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}
Seasoned Hacker
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out
Guru Hacker
% cat Hello, world. ^D
onlinepersona@programming.dev 7 months ago
Spoken like a true normie 👍
twei@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Can ya please go back to the Drop-Down thingy for your license? It’s already annoying on its own, but it gets even more so when Voyager adds the Link-Preview
onlinepersona@programming.dev 7 months ago
Dropdown doesn’t work for at least 2 clients. This is the best I can do.
If it really does bother you, block me 🤷
vox@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
please don’t, it literally fills half the screen for me
bitwolf@lemmy.one 7 months ago
Hey, how do you get the creative Commons attribution to automatically appear under your comments?
onlinepersona@programming.dev 7 months ago
Unfortuately, it’s manual :) Keyboard shortcut to put the text into the clipboard and then paste it into the comment.
If you're on linux using X11
sh #!/usr/bin/env nix-shell #!nix-shell -i bash --packages xautomation xclip sleep 0.2 printf ‘[Anti Commercial-AI license](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/)’ | xclip -selection clipboard #(echo '::: spoiler Anti Commercial AI thingy #[CC BY-NC-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/) # #Inserted with a keystroke running this script on linux with X11 #bash’ #cat “$0” #echo '#:::') | xclip -selection clipboard xte “keydown Control_L” “key V” “keyup Control_L”
petrescatraian@libranet.de 7 months ago
ElCanut@jlai.lu 7 months ago
There’s an intern inside the server that checks every transaction by hand
xep@fedia.io 7 months ago
Sometimes it feels like most of my job nowadays is deleting code now.
Gsus4@mander.xyz 7 months ago
genuine c/programmerhumor
sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 7 months ago
Framing libraries as cheat sheets is hilarious
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 7 months ago
It’s kinda fun to think of programming as magic.
And “libraries” as grimoires/tomes .
It’s surprising how far you can go with the analogy.
Banzai51@midwest.social 7 months ago
My best comment ever in Reddit was describing Lord of the Rings to programming.
jarfil@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Back in the day:
Some other day:
Told ya.