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Ah, the Nordic spring.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • umbraroze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m from Finland. I don’t smoke and I don’t do patio stuff. But yeah, almost time to go into the Spring Mode.

    [Fires up a little fan]

    [Cracks open a can from an unrefrigerated pallet]

    WEEKEND, FOLKS

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oi, cheers from Australia cunt! Just cracked a patio beer with my Finnish mate.

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  • Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bold of you to assume I own a pallet

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does anyone have tips on how to get off that green-black gunk that start to grow on that very chair model after if has seen couple of summers and sun has made it’s surface coarse and it’s shedding microplastics like no tomorrow.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just sit on it. It builds character.

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      • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How Wabi-Sabi of you

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    • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Power washers clean everything

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My father broke one of these chairs when he power washed it. So yes, they clean everything.

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Since power washer was already mentioned, I’ll suggest fire

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      • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Since it’s probably made from polyethylene it’ll mostly burn non-toxic. If I didn’t live so close to city center this might actially be a solution.

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    • dumbass@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s when you’re supposed to go throw them in the river.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, oven cleaner with lye.

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They are talking about that weird chalky plastic oxidation and sun damage. As far as I know you have to strip a layer off one way or another to remove it.

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      WD-40. Spay it on, let it sit a few mins, wipe it off. Enjoy your chair having the sweet scent of machinery and innovation for about an hour.

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      • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        One way to make sure I’ll be left alone in peace.

        …but wife will just waste money buying new ones and get rid of the old ones with me on them.

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    • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Probably best option is to sand it, prime it, and repaint it. Use a UV resistant paint or top coat, and should be good for several more years.

      The green black gunk is probably algae, maybe with mildew (guessing you live somewhere that gets humid, or at least takes a while to dry from dew) so feel free to wipe it down with bleach or a fungicide after sanding but before you paint it.

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      • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The whole country is basicly a swamp when it’s not frozen wasteland.

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  • ownsauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s in the jar?

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tasty treat for those deserving of it

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The funny juice at rhe bottom.

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    • Pacmanlives@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cigarette butts

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      • ownsauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        thanks! for a sec i thought it was snacks or potporri or something

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  • stoi@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Needs busch lite

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This goes with kaffekask!

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      • stoi@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That looks like it slaps

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seems like one item too many, chair seems superfluous

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The chairs are everywhere here in the north. The pallet is something only wealthy people can enjoy.

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  • GuitarAbuser@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Asking for a friend, where can I buy a pallet? That’s the one I’m missing from the set

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      People find them when they least expect.

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  • Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where beer crate?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Beer crate hidden from neighbors

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    • fadhl3y@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t you mean Vodka?

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      • Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        mashable.com/article/1000-pack-beer

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where do they smoke in winter?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Stovetop hood

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m thinking if you smoke in the house in the winter you may as well do it in the summer too.

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  • evlogii@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now I want this set! What is a wooden palette for? Can you explain?

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    • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Foot stool

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