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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can’t prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All I know is I’ve been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven’t tested positive for gonorrhea.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t be jealous just bc you can’t get dates w the cool diplodocuses

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  • M500@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wake up sheeple? Where do you think it came from?!?!?

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Diplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.

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  • aleats@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve got bigger problems if there’s dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if you’re a bird?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they’re causing gonorrhea?

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll just use Occam’s Razor until definite proof is provided.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Concentrate… Do not make the obvious joke…

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• DiploRaucous@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait… I’m confused.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s very simple- it’s safe to fuck a diplodocus but not certain bacterium.

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    • DiploRaucous@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I need a third panel. DiploRaucous. Very medium. Struggles to spell gonarrhea. ;)

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mr. Hand is salivating from the grave

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