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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All I know is I’ve been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven’t tested positive for gonorrhea.

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Don’t be jealous just bc you can’t get dates w the cool diplodocuses

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    • M500@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wake up sheeple? Where do you think it came from?!?!?

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Diplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.

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    • aleats@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’ve got bigger problems if there’s dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What if you’re a bird?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      True. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they’re causing gonorrhea?

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    • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll just use Occam’s Razor until definite proof is provided.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Concentrate… Do not make the obvious joke…

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  • DiploRaucous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait… I’m confused.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s very simple- it’s safe to fuck a diplodocus but not certain bacterium.

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      • DiploRaucous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I need a third panel. DiploRaucous. Very medium. Struggles to spell gonarrhea. ;)

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mr. Hand is salivating from the grave

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