“This is the circle of hell for people who depicted god as a soyjak”. Dante looks upon it in horror.
Anon resents his legs
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I like the idea that anon ends up in hell for this and he’s down their next to all the flames and shit and some mass murderer tyrant is like “what are you in for?” and he’s just there because of this stupid fucking meme. I hope hell has enough capacity since they may as well just close up shop in heaven.
theodewere@kbin.social 11 months ago
in his Hell, he will have extremely high tech wheels for legs, and all the food will be in trees
lemmeee@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He would have to build roads too, but I don’t see why he couldn’t do that. Actually he could have created all of modern technology from the start, but didn’t.
einlander@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In his hell he’ll have wheels for legs and everywhere he goes will have stairs.
ICastFist@programming.dev 11 months ago
Or even worse, his wheels will be those of a skateboard and there are pebbles everywhere.
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He could have made it so we can fly and didn’t need to eat to survive.
NABDad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You just have to picture your legs as spokes in invisible wheels.
lord___vader@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Ok explain to me how a biological “wheel” would work
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 11 months ago
All fun and games until you find a set of stairs, rough ground, or a steep hill
echodot@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Well, don’t make the ground lumpy then. He built everything after all right.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
We wouldn’t have invented stairs if everyone had wheels for legs. We would be using ramps.
Are you telling me god couldn’t create our wheels to be all-terrain?