pull with both hands and spin around four times and text your mother good morning and blink si

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• AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I bought a set of keys for the most common ones, and when I run across paper towel dispensers that spit out the shortest length of paper with the longest delay, I pop them open and flip the switches to give the longest length of paper and shortest delay. And fix jams and misfeeds as well if I run across them.

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The hero we don’t deserve.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    flip the switches

    That’s a thing‽ I just assumed that they did a fixed number of degrees of rotation per activation, so you got less paper as the roll depleted and the circumference got shorter.

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    • MrBusiness@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s got like 4 toggle switches, and for whatever reason they run on 4 D cell batteries

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    • AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      manualslib.com/…/Georgia-Pacific-Enmotion.html?pa…

      There are adjustable for just about every aspect of your interaction with it.

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    • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good grief I sure hope whoever designed those knows what pi is

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  • MycelialMass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Absolute legend

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  • Zess@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol I do this with the one at work. You can usually open them with proper force or a multitool too.

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• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The brown paper ones with the big pull down lever that gives you one sheet per pull are great. Everyone should do that.

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How about a blow dryer that actually gives you more bacteria than you had before you washed your hands

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• bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It is in fact often intentional. It’s basically the same business model as printers. They make money from the refills, not the machine. Obviously people want to save money with generic paper, so they make sure the dispenser only works right with their paper.

  What the dispenser manufacturer doesn’t consider is that whoever orders the paper doesn’t use the dispenser, so they don’t give a shit whether the dispenser works well or not. In fact, it not dispensing well saves even more money on paper!

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• Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I once found an automatic paper towel dispenser that was truly incredible. I would pull off a paper towel and another one would start coming out immediately, like it was expedited delivery. I was enamored by it. Some high quality shit right there. Wish I would’ve got a model number for you guys

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  • AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All (well, the two or 3 models we have at work) of the enMotion dispensers have that option. It’s just a switch inside to leave one out or not.

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• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Remember the one with the rotating cloth towel thing? Imagine how much filth they contained.

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  • variants@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But they are the most environmentally friendly. Once the whole spool is used you just swap in a different one and wash the used ine and can reuse it

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• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We could go back to the “infinite” hand towel found in gas stations of old.

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• Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The toilet paper dispenser at my job is at a slight angle so your phone falls off it while you are pooping, it’s how I broke my last phone

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ew…why are you putting phone on a public bathroom surface and not in your pocket??

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  hand blower manufacturers using arcane magic to create the weakest airflow known to mankind

  seriously i don’t get it, who in their right mind would think that having what i can only assume is a tiny gnome sit inside the machine furiously blowing at your hands with its tiny lungs would dry them?

  Meanwhile i think it’s the dyson ones, are actually good! Two jets of air on either side of your hands with such force that it feels like it’s going to cut them off, dry within fucking SECONDS

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