It's gonna be so cool
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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distantsounds@lemmy.world 1 year ago
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss
psmgx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Call it, frendo-o
maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 1 year ago
What’s with the eyebrows?
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For the furry
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Eyebrow pen
maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 1 year ago
I think I get it now, it’s like the way Disney or whatever draw female counterparts. You take a cow and you go, ‘hmm, what can I add to make this a sexy female cow?’
Boom, eyebrows and so on. I think that’s why this cow looks so weird.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m gonna have to see a photo of a real actual cow to be convinced they don’t have eyebrows.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 year ago
Sometimes those guns fail and they have to shoot them again, if that fails they bring out the rifle.
muix@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Not only do they fail, it is pretty hard to hit the right spot. Too many animals are merely paralyzed by the bolt, and are fully capable of feeling the blade across their throat.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Meat industry: eh, good enough
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And if that fail, it’s dynamite time!
ItsAFake@lemmus.org 1 year ago
Gettin that itch again ay.
Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
First thought - “calm as a Hindu cow”
DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m gonna start drawing eyes on all my meat
Technus@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Bruh that cow looks fucking ready for it. That feels more fucked up than if it had a walleyed stare.
Psythik@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I once saw a video of a farmer killing two cows. The second one saw what happened to the first, looked directly at the farmer, closed its eyes, and just accepted its fate. Didn’t freak out nor try to flee.
It knew. It fucking knew. Fucked me up so badly.
(And no I don’t have a link cause this was about 5-10 years ago. Not that I’d want to share it anyway cause I’m not trying to inflict the same trauma I went through on someone else.)
Technus@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Did you see the video where some guys are trying to force two horses to mate and the mare is just not into it and she kicks the stallion square in the forehead and he collapses and dies on the spot?
Dude died shitting himself with a hard-on. What a way to go.
I think about that sometimes.
PuddingFeeling907@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Please refer to the farm animals as “them” or “they” as they’re sentient beings and “it” suggests that they’re property.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What method did he use to kill them?
Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Yes human, end my suffering in this mortal coil”
Technus@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Big mood.
cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
"You can kill me, but these luscious lashes are eternal! "
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Awaiting the sweet release, if that doesn’t make one happy, idk what does.