DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR
Chart to determine risk of bear attack
Submitted 7 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cf3f1d60-2ffb-432f-a73b-d04a5f9d25ba.png
Comments
Melochar@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Mind = bear
don@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.
lugal@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
This is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)
homesnatch@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Dude, so do I
-the bear
lugal@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
You came to me?? I shouldn’t have told people on the internet where I live
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
So, on average, a high chance of being attacked by a bear in the Sol system.
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is for the solar bear. Now check the polar bear.
iamjackflack@lemm.ee 7 months ago
You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.
homura1650@lemm.ee 7 months ago
You joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 ahotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.
Micromot@feddit.de 7 months ago
Kind of makes sense when you think about them landing back on earth and maybe having to fight off something before the vessel can be recovered
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Did someone mention drop bears?
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 months ago
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why isn’t this given out at national parks? Do they want bear attacks?
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
Most national parks are controlled by the bear mafia
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Easily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.
Zugyuk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Do tardigrade count?
Heavybell@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Without my glasses I saw “risk of deer attack”, which I think makes this post funnier
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
What the hell are you all talking about? There’s no high risk of getting attacked by a BAAAAAAAAHHHH … OH MY GOD!!! … YAAAGHHHJHHAAAASGHHGGH!!!
Dasus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don’t have any bears. :F
kbal@fedia.io 7 months ago
The dangers of the bear zone aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be. I haven't been attacked by a bear in weeks.