A universal experience

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• Greatusername11@lemy.lol ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t remember that but I remeber that I would wander around the classes I got told to glue myself to my chair. I got so tired of hearing this so I ended up doing it. I smeared a glue stick over my pants and sat myself down. My teacher asked me to stand up and pulled the chair up with me and yelled but you said to glue myself to my chair. She told the story to everyone class for the next 20 years. I worked in the same area and got asked by kids about it all the time. Don’t know if anyone laugh but some clapped.

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• Denvil@lemmy.one ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I managed to puke ON somebody, I was talking to them and then out of nowhere started throwing up. That guy was probably traumatized for life…

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  • spirinolas@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or he grew up to find it’s the only way he can get off.

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  • Liz@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same here. We were playing patty-cake and then I was projectile vomiting. We were equally surprised.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My daughter farted in third grade and it took her until the sixth grade to get over it.

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• AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A kid threw up on the bus. The worst part was he was the new kid and for weeks no one would share a seat with him. Poor guy.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yep. I remember his name too. We sat around a fake human skeleton and he puked. The teacher heaved him up and rushed him out the room, presumably to get the puke outside, but just ended up adding to the mess with a puke trail.

  Don’t ask me to remember what I did last week though.

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• recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was that kid once

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  • seppoenarvi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me too. Couldn’t quite make it to the bathroom. I remember our first grade teacher asked me to come to her office and told me to next time throw up in the bathroom.

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• mjhelto@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now I have a 4 yo and experience this once every few months. One session was on my leg and computer chair, another was all over his bed, etc.

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• the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I was in boot camp there was a guy sitting next to me in the mess hall eating nothing but scrambled eggs… Then he threw up onto his plate.

  I stopped eating eggs for awhile after that.

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  • ralakus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did he keep eating the eggs?

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    • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To my knowledge the meal ended there. But all of us near him were upset.

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• wallmenis@lemmy.one ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I missread this person’s name as kinglibc

  I hate linux :')

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  • crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Feeling is mutual.

    I hate winshit.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was that kid. Billy dared me to tickle my uvula.

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• BenVimes@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My version of this story happened in the gymnasium. My class, along with the students from three other classes, were all formed up as a choir and had just wrapped up practicing a song for the school’s Christmas play. One kid let loose, and the whole assembly made a very hasty (and disorderly) retreat, leaving the poor guy standing in a puddle of his own vomit.

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