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Who would win?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

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    • NotAtWork@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      With a person hancuffed in the back seat of the vheicle he shot at.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No. This is about the new movie by M. Night Shamalan - “Deez Nuts” it’s about killer nuts trying to takeover a small Midwestern town. Apparently his kid developed but allergies and it was his inspiration to produce this film.

      The thing about that cop and the acorn is crazy tho yo.

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yup.

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    By the way…this actually happened. A cop lost his shit and screamed “SHOTS FIRED!” and an acorn fell near him. He started shooting all over the place in a suberb which caused another cop nearby to also start shooting at nothing.

    Why do we train our cops to be so terrified of everything?

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    • saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The ones that freak out over an acorn are cheaper and easier to brainwash.

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      • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah, the kind of people that believed all of that bullshit about WMDs and Iraq, or the kind of people that thought “reefer madness” was real.

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    • squozenode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzQrbio2Qw

      Here’s an extremely depressing answer. The mentality is broken

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      • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        by the way, cops need guns. They need to be trained better, but they still need guns.

        Not assault rifles of grenade launchers full of tear gas, but just regular pistols

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  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Never forget that a second officer opened fire due to the first dumbass shooting at an acorn.

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  • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I’ve been hit” lol.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Trained, in this context is such a strong word.

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  • Event_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.

    Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)

    Coincidence? 🤔

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  • vsis@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    • man hears a noise.
    • he’s hit (only in his imagination).
    • rolls like movie characters.
    • shoots to his own car.
    • handcuffed victim ends unhurt.

    Yes. Trained.

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    • unreasonabro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      sounds like they’re trained to lie that they’ve been shot as an excuse to fire indiscriminately, actually…

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    • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes. Trained.

      The type of pathetic response by this cop is a direct result of their “everything is a threat and you need to shoot first in all circumstances”.

      Literally how they are trained.

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    • vsis@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      LOL I saw the video again. Both cops shoot to nothing lol. They are not even aiming.

      Fortunately for the victim, they suck at trying to shoot a still target. Why gringos allow that kind of people to be police is beyond me.

      The only thing that can justify the woman police, is that she only sees her mate rolling like madman and shooting to the car. It’s fair to assume that there’s a threat, if her mate is mentally stable and trained. Which apparently is no a true premise.

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    • Crikeste@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Trained to murder innocent people, apparently. He’s lucky he didn’t. Not like he’d face consequences if he did anyways.

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  • THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A trained police officer

    A pig with a gun

    FTFY

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    • CooperRedArmyDog@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey, lets be fair to the pigs… they would cause less deaths, and be far less scared of the acorn…

      As I am typing this I think we should replace all Cops in the US with Pigs that have badges and Guns

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They’re the same picture

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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did the pig end up busting the nut?

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No just his own car.

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  • raynethackery@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t know, but that acorn has a really nice hat.

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When a tree teabags you you should definitely unload on it.

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Video of the cop making his move before shooting

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  • Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe a TRAINED police officer would. Not whatever they have in the US.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We trained them poorly, on purpose, as a prank on all brown people. And socialists. And queers. And the unhoused. And drug enjoyers. And everyone that doesn’t do what the state says at all times.

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    • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Your cops are all bastards as well. Every single one of them. Sure our cops are more obnoxious but yours are just as evil.

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  • ozmot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Acorn gonna acorn.

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  • TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Acorn uses decoy black guy already detained in police car. It’s super effective!

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  • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    acorn cuz a cop couldn’t hit an acorn once even if they went through their entire presinct’s ammo supply

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pig vs one nutty boi

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  • uis@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Alicorn

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