Submitted 9 months ago by HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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By the way…this actually happened. A cop lost his shit and screamed “SHOTS FIRED!” and an acorn fell near him. He started shooting all over the place in a suberb which caused another cop nearby to also start shooting at nothing.
Why do we train our cops to be so terrified of everything?
The ones that freak out over an acorn are cheaper and easier to brainwash.
Yeah, the kind of people that believed all of that bullshit about WMDs and Iraq, or the kind of people that thought “reefer madness” was real.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzQrbio2Qw
Here’s an extremely depressing answer. The mentality is broken
by the way, cops need guns. They need to be trained better, but they still need guns.
Not assault rifles of grenade launchers full of tear gas, but just regular pistols
Never forget that a second officer opened fire due to the first dumbass shooting at an acorn.
“I’ve been hit” lol.
Trained, in this context is such a strong word.
Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.
Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)
Coincidence? 🤔
Yes. Trained.
sounds like they’re trained to lie that they’ve been shot as an excuse to fire indiscriminately, actually…
Yes. Trained.
The type of pathetic response by this cop is a direct result of their “everything is a threat and you need to shoot first in all circumstances”.
Literally how they are trained.
LOL I saw the video again. Both cops shoot to nothing lol. They are not even aiming.
Fortunately for the victim, they suck at trying to shoot a still target. Why gringos allow that kind of people to be police is beyond me.
The only thing that can justify the woman police, is that she only sees her mate rolling like madman and shooting to the car. It’s fair to assume that there’s a threat, if her mate is mentally stable and trained. Which apparently is no a true premise.
Trained to murder innocent people, apparently. He’s lucky he didn’t. Not like he’d face consequences if he did anyways.
A trained police officer
A pig with a gun
FTFY
Hey, lets be fair to the pigs… they would cause less deaths, and be far less scared of the acorn…
As I am typing this I think we should replace all Cops in the US with Pigs that have badges and Guns
They’re the same picture
Did the pig end up busting the nut?
No just his own car.
I don’t know, but that acorn has a really nice hat.
When a tree teabags you you should definitely unload on it.
Maybe a TRAINED police officer would. Not whatever they have in the US.
We trained them poorly, on purpose, as a prank on all brown people. And socialists. And queers. And the unhoused. And drug enjoyers. And everyone that doesn’t do what the state says at all times.
Your cops are all bastards as well. Every single one of them. Sure our cops are more obnoxious but yours are just as evil.
Acorn gonna acorn.
Acorn uses decoy black guy already detained in police car. It’s super effective!
acorn cuz a cop couldn’t hit an acorn once even if they went through their entire presinct’s ammo supply
Pig vs one nutty boi
Alicorn
100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?
NotAtWork@startrek.website 9 months ago
With a person hancuffed in the back seat of the vheicle he shot at.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
No. This is about the new movie by M. Night Shamalan - “Deez Nuts” it’s about killer nuts trying to takeover a small Midwestern town. Apparently his kid developed but allergies and it was his inspiration to produce this film.
The thing about that cop and the acorn is crazy tho yo.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Yup.