Hmmm...

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• pachrist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So if a Cybertruck runs me down in a crosswalk, does my newly widowed wife sue Tesla or Apple?

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• ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel like a tween with embarrassing parents when it comes to the human race. “I’m not with them!!!” Is what I’ll scream when the aliens come…

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  • tjhart85@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think aliens would be horrified by so many things we do (or don't do!) that wearing an entertainment device on your face wouldn't even break the top 100.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honestly I just would love to be a fly on the wall as someone explained Easter to them…

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I welcome the end of 90% of the human race.

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• Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The gym one is a pretty solid idea, I dig it. The others feel like they were done for the memes (the gym one probably was too, but definitely the guy crossing the street).

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  • Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Except the sweat

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • obre@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We see like 10 seconds of him, most of which is him using the machine..?

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• binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  (Google) Glasshole (Oculus) Questhole (Apple) _?_hole

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  • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apphole?

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  • philoneous@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ahole seems too easy.

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