Comment on Anons make the worst game ever

• FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, Bethesda is in this?

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  • PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No feedback when hitting enemies, besides generic blood splashing and maybe a stumble

    Way more health than is necessary or interesting on enemies

    Combat system is mindless and boring

    Quests are full of “go to this cookie-cutter dungeon, clear it out and bring me the MacGuffin at the end” on loop.

    The game has lots of bugs that were in the previous 2 games, and were patched in the fan-patches of both the previous 2 games.

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    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The game has lots of bugs that were in the previous 7 games, and were patched in the fan-patches of all of the previous 7 games.

      I encountered bugs playing Starfield that I also experienced in unmodified Morrowind, a game from 20 years and 7 games before SF

      Its pathetic and embarrassing afaic, I’d be fired if my work had the same issues someone else fixed 7 iterations ago and i keep breaking it again

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      • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Out of curiosity what’s the morrowind bug?

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    • prole@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And yet I still see people posting Skyrim screenshots and praising it… What a mediocre p.o.s.

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Enemies leap directly at your camera while screeching like howler monkeys.

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  • deathmetal27@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    > Yes

    > Sarcastic yes

    > Reluctant yes

    > No

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    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      > No

      Okay, well I’m gonna take that as a yes

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    • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, but actually yes but not right now.

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• CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All dialogue options have previews that are nothing like what you actually say (Looking at you Cyberpunk) so you try to apologise for someones loss but the actual dialogue is your character being an utter piece of shit without warning.

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  • phlegmy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    NPC: My husband was killed!

    1. Sorry for your loss…

    2. It’s about time!

    3. pfft sorry for your loss 🙄 tell someone who cares 🥱

    4. It’s about time we found the MF who did this! Let’s go hunt him down!

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  • Dagnet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me at the start of witcher 3 my brother was playing and some thugs come annoy you, one option was something like ‘I disagree’ which sounds reasonable, so he picked it. That option has Gerald insulting them and jumping straight into a fight, shit escalated fucking quickly lol

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• sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do you want to die?

  A. No
  B. No way
  C. Definitely not

  And one randomly answers “yes” and you need to restart from a save.

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