Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs

• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes but that was irrelevant because she never cooked for me, she was just hot. Still is, in fact.

  We always joke that he has a Wine Mom. He thinks that we’re calling her a drunk. It means that she gets better with age.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Relevant username if I ever saw one

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Man I was tormented with that crap as a kid. “HOLY CRAP YOUR SISTER IS HOT!!! That’s your mommmmmm? Whoa!”

    Same crap with my sister.

    I see them both as living farts.

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    • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had a running joke with this lad in school where he’d say “your sister’s fit” and I’d punch him in the arm. No idea why we did it or how it stayed so friendly. Just remembered it for the first time in maybe 20 years. Thanks!

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The good news is if your mother and sister are attractive, Theres decent odds your good looking as well. Unless your mother fucked an ogre, and if that’s so… Well at least Shrek’s your dad?

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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m not ugly, but I’m the least attractive member of my family.

        My brother looked like a Greek god, my sister looked like a model. My dad was so sought after that his name was spray painted all over our town with hearts and love confessions. Bridges, buildings, love for him was everywhere. He was chased by women aged 18-90.

        I was born with crossed eyes and had to have a corrective surgery. Every man in my family is over 6ft tall and on 5’7. I still randomly message my mother to thank her for going through with the surgery.

        I definitely lost the lottery, but it could have been worse.

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    • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well now we need to see pictures of your hot mom and hot sis so we can judge for ourselves in the name of science and research.

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      • Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Commenting to come back to see that guys mom

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We all did. The hot moms anyway. The big milfy moms, I just wanted them to make me some food.

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What did you think milf stands for?

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mums insanely lovely food

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    • JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He knows what he said.

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• Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Love the interrobang.

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