Comment on Make sure your priorities are straight

Mellow12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What about p😳ssy?

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just make sure she’s cleaning (hygiene AND STDs)

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But what if it’s a clean butt

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Look, if you’re trying to make excuses you’re gonna do it anyway. Until you wake up one day with your guts upside down and connect the dots.

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    • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I wonder what the statistics on this are. Like we eat pussy and dick just fine, and those things all mix up with the sweat coming out of the ass.

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There was a doctor working in a relevant field commenting about this. I can’t promise I’ll find it, but the bottom line is that there’s no such thing, due to how plain impossible it is to clean properly around the bottleneck. It’s not smooth.

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    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yea well there’s also poop particles that fly out from your toilet when you flush and spread out across the bathroom and house. But only severely immunocompromised people get sick from it. Stop fear mongering assplay.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There’s always one more fold is basically the tl;dr

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    • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not yet

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You do see the same words in the same basic order as the rest of us right?

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hope springs eternal

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Every time a censored meme gets posted to the group named “shitpost” a kitten wanders into traffic.

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