But what if it’s a clean butt
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Mellow12@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Look kids. If you wanna get Conjunctivitis, E. Coli, Hepatitis, Tapeworms, in addition to your STD. By all means keep licking the chocolate starfish. You do you.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Look, if you’re trying to make excuses you’re gonna do it anyway. Until you wake up one day with your guts upside down and connect the dots.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I wonder what the statistics on this are. Like we eat pussy and dick just fine, and those things all mix up with the sweat coming out of the ass.
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There was a doctor working in a relevant field commenting about this. I can’t promise I’ll find it, but the bottom line is that there’s no such thing, due to how plain impossible it is to clean properly around the bottleneck. It’s not smooth.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 weeks ago
Yea well there’s also poop particles that fly out from your toilet when you flush and spread out across the bathroom and house. But only severely immunocompromised people get sick from it. Stop fear mongering assplay.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
There’s always one more fold is basically the tl;dr
swab148@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Not yet
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You do see the same words in the same basic order as the rest of us right?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Hope springs eternal
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Every time a censored meme gets posted to the group named “shitpost” a kitten wanders into traffic.
obscur_e@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
What about p😳ssy?
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just make sure she’s cleaning (hygiene AND STDs)