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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Let’s put fluoride in the big macs

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let’s put cyanide in the Big Macs.

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pretty sure they do?

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not enough, it would seem.

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      might just cancel out the other poisons

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let’s put narcotics in the toothpaste.

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Let’s put aphrodisiacs in the chemtrails.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Weirdly high fructose corn syrup is better for your teeth than sugar which most of the rest of the world uses. Bacteria use sucrose to create a strong biofilm.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hope this doesn’t come across as rude or pedantic, but a comma at the beginning of your sentence would help readability.

    I was wondering what “weirdly high fructose corn syrup” they were testing with, for a moment there.

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There you go

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