Comment on Colours of Blood

nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• sudoroot@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My exact thoughts. Penis worm? Time to look up how to actively avoid getting any penis worms.

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  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chill, they’re called that because they kinda look like penises, they’re not penis parasites. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapulida?wprov=sfla1

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    • sudoroot@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well now I’m concerned about the picture of my penis in the wiki article…

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    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

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      • phx@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Must not look this up… Must not look this up. Must not…

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If that’s how their dicks looked like, they need to see a doctor.

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re easy to spot if you have them.

    They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t dip your oar in Lake Katchakootie

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• DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s the existence I really have a problem with.

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  • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    came for the outrage, then came for the outrage

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• sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ahahaha benis :DDD

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Relevant

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