It’s the existence I really have a problem with.
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nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Oh neat, now I know Penis Worms have purple blood. And that Penis Worms exist.
DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
came for the outrage, then came for the outrage
sunoc@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ahahaha benis :DDD
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sudoroot@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
My exact thoughts. Penis worm? Time to look up how to actively avoid getting any penis worms.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Chill, they’re called that because they kinda look like penises, they’re not penis parasites. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapulida?wprov=sfla1
sudoroot@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Well now I’m concerned about the picture of my penis in the wiki article…
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.
phx@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Must not look this up… Must not look this up. Must not…
Maalus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If that’s how their dicks looked like, they need to see a doctor.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They’re easy to spot if you have them.
They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Don’t dip your oar in Lake Katchakootie