What if instead of Nigel Farage it was a baby and what if instead of milkshake it was me stomping it to death with my big awesome robot mech suit what then HMM
Comment on Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As much as i think Garage is a piece of human garbage that needs to have a date with a guillotine, throwing anything at anyone is a terrible idea. Its a milkshake now, but what if it was acid? What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some? Or a nut allerge with a nut drink? These can be very severe.
While i agree that Garage sucks, throwing things at people shouldn’t be a solution.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It’s all well and good guillotining him, but what if the guillotene was sharp? Someone might get a nasty cut!
zaph@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What if it was uranium 235? What if it was a gun instead of a cup? What if what if what if?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
i would argue that nige should be glad people are civilized enough to only throw beverages at him
MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He did have a banana thrown at him in Barnsley one time, as well as a milkshake. And another time it was a coffee cup. N Going around with such a punchable face comes with risks.
Fleur_@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You’re advocating for the death penalty but draw the line at throwing stuff at people?
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Death is one thing but making them sticky. Over the line.
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some?
I think you’re overestimating the likelihood of someone consuming a liquid thrown at them, and underestimating how much milkshake a typical lactose-intolerant person would need to consume to get a severe reaction.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
You’re right the milkshake could have transmuted into acid in fact I hear that happens all of the time.
What a complete dipshit you are.
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wow you lot are completely missing the point… here let me spell it out for you:
As much as I hate that person, promoting violence, is not the right solution… please learn to read… jeeze
Apollo42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You just called for his execution, how can you follow that up with “promoting violence, is not the right solution”?
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can you read and comprehend?
Apollo42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s a pretty dumb thing to ask someone througb the medium of text.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Violence
Milkshake
Lmao, no.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are guillotines a pacifist solution?
CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Throwing things at people is not a solution but guillotine is? I’m not taking sides here, just curious about the thoughts process. Are you arguing that milkshake is not enough?
SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if he’d had an allergic reaction on his way to the guillotine? Wouldn’t that be awful?
/s