Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Here’s something you never see… You never see a guy running full speed while taking a shit!” - George Carlin

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sorry George…

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    • Albbi@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is pretty close too. But he’s jumping not running.

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      • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh no the dog!!😲

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    • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is why the Olympics were originally in the nude.

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• ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ‘Born to shit, forced to wipe.’

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The best is shitting in flowing water! The ol aqua deuce

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  • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nobody is forcing anyone

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    • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not even… your mom?

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      • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try…

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• quafeinum@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please someone introduce the idea of ‘real men shit standing’ or ‘I shit my ground standing’ to toxic masculine MAGA people and make it a thing. 🙏

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• Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Here is a fun fact: about half of people stand up to wipe their ass after taking a shit.

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And there’s that one guy who catches his shit everytime.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m not clicking that and I’m glad Lemmy does not have autoplay video.

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