Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• genfood@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.

  🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    is there oil?

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  • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0

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    • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      eagle screeches ominously in the distance

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      • ettyblatant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.

        Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life

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    • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’re off that. We’re already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we’ll fight China for it.

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  • superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No oil? No tacos? No point…

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.

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  • ben_dover@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    now scan an obese person

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• toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!

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  • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t catch you slippin’ now

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    • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look what I’m whippin now!

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