Comment on Amazon Contractors can't even sing in their cars now. Unions protect against this micromanagement.

circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• spirinolas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We should keep mouth movement to a minimum so…chew the rich with your mouth closed.

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  • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe we could make a fine paste. Space program style, and just squeeze it into a closed mouth.

    Soylent Gold is rich people.

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    • spirinolas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eat the rich with a straw!

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      • catloaf@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Drink the rich?

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  • TodaviaTyler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I will maliciously comply!

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• blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Starved even

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  • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Perhaps even peckish.

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    • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Positively famished, myself

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Set the goddamn table!

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  After years of this sentiment being passed around online it’s clear that shit isn’t going to happen until we have a military draft/Vietnam War level incident. The pot is boiling too slowly for most of us to jump out. And even if we do try to organize a strike or disobedience, the government has gotten good at assasinating leaders that threaten the system.

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• Octospider@lemmy.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well if you’re ordering food… I’d like to order one large Bezos with extra Musk, please. Wait, make that Buffet… no no, Gates. With Branson on half.

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• pingveno@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, that’s too much mouth movement. You are now on probation.

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• AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You dont need to wait for everyone else to say grace, you can start now.

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• where_am_i@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Never. Amazon institutes slavery-like conditions, while people keep taking those jobs voluntarily. The same people then buy into BS propaganda about unions bad, so they don’t even have a union in that voluntarily concentration camp.

  Some techies who work from home, or walk dogs for living, or take money from parents, or whatever, then constantly circle-jerk on lemmy/reddit/(formerly)twitter about how they’ll eat the rich. While virtually doing absolutely utterly nothing. [Posting trump bad memes 5 times a day on a platform that probably votes dems 99.9% isn’t doing anything]

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  You wanna know what it means to be doing something? Read Lenin’s biography.

  If you’re not in exile like Snowden, not dead like Navalny, not rotting in prison like Assange, you’re not doing enough.

  Only when everyone will be ready to go to jail for their vision of the better tomorrow will they not be able to jail you individually and instead will have to change the system.

  So, start a local riot group, prepare for two years, kidnap bezos, sign him up as an Amazon contractor and with a gun pointed to his head make him work the job for 5 weeks.

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  In the meantime, I will be living in a functioning developed country with a democratically elected government that has long time ago instituted a minimum wage high enough for you to comfortably live off it. I don’t need to eat the rich. I just wish less people would vote far right.

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• Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just make sure you’re either not driving or somehow learn how to eat without using your mouth.

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  • catloaf@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boof the rich

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