Did you use the poop knife?
Comment on Dutch toilets
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Story time: I once briefly lived in a place that had an old toilet bowl like this. You can still find them in older houses. One day I took a massive shit and then dived it that the flash wasn’t seeing enough to get it down from there. And there wasn’t a brush. Yikes. Just wanted to share that with you guys.
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
I came here to reference this, great work.
valkyre09@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes
Linnce@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So what did you do next? I’m thoroughly invested in the story
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Got a bucket of water to flush it. After that I always had the bucket ready before starting the business. Luckily I didn’t stay there very long.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You wrap Your hand in toilet paper and give it a little push. That’s what toilet paper is for.
Spezi@feddit.org 1 month ago
The trick is to put 3 pieces of toilet paper in beforehand, that way the whole shitboat can float away.
evergreen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I like to imagine the shitboat floating away in flames like an epic Viking burial.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Try eating more hot sauce
BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Only if you had spicy food beforehand
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Actually? Or are you joking?
Spezi@feddit.org 1 month ago
Actually. Source: We has this style of toilet at my parents house.
Pringles@lemm.ee 1 month ago
My shits at my grandma would’ve been more comfy had I known this. I was always worried it wouldn’t flush (which happened on occasion).