Comment on Anon goes out with friends

loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon told his boss, so maybe boss ordered another pizza?

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yea most likely someone just had to wait double the time for their pizza, which can be as little as 20minutes

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    • cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      and no matter how miffed I‘d be about the longer wait, I would be very happy about it if they explained it

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I heard someone jumped off of that bridge that night due to being so bummed about not getting their pizza.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I heard it was the entire family.

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    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The way I heard it was different. I heard the whole family was part of a death cult had planned to kill themselves by ordering an anthrax pizza at a shady pizzaria. Anon shared that pizza with the delivery guy, but as the later started experiencing strange symptoms, anon was unscathed. He called an ambulance in time for them to save him, and while running tests on Anon, they found a so far unknown antibody that made him immune to anthrax and slme other pathogens and that could be used to save others. This night, Anon probably saved thousands, both by helping uncover a death cult conspiracy and helping medicine improve. The family that had ordered the suicide pizza went to therapy and came out alright. A raccoon safely gave birth that night. She would’ve been ran over by the pizza guy had he not seen Anon and stopped. One of the little raccoons would later forage a garbage container, throwing out a pipebomb that was on it’s way. This allowed the bomb to be found and disarmed in time, saving dozens of lives, including Anon’s.

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Probably the boss explained something happened and sent them another pizze for free or gave them a refund.

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