Comment on Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?

• OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So do you have the opposite happen to you, where the urge increases as you get closer to work? :-P

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  • PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s true because I have a bidet.

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Tell your work to put in a bidet? Yeah, that’ll happen /s :-D.

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      • PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        God I wish.

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    • finley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Jealous

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I suddenly want to make a line of parodies of these signs. Like have one that says in a really quirky font “Defecate” for the bathroom.

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    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Live, Laugh, Poop

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Ingest, Digest, Excrete

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

      some people get confused but hey it’s fun

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Do it!

      Some already exist though, if you want additional inspiration:

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m thinking specifically targeting the “Live Laugh Love” Rae Dunn kind of aesthetic.

        Weird tangent: I was asked to design and build a dining room cupboard for my parents’ house. So I went out to the internet to look at examples to come up with design elements I liked, and I noticed something: I couldn’t find any evidence that anyone actually uses dining room cabinets for anything. It’s supposed to be a buffet or server with dish storage above, but they’re only ever used as trophy cases to consumerism. Set dressing to make the Tiktok studio look like a home. And I really want to graffiti a cock and balls on the very concept itself.

        Do something like this but hang the cute little ceramic pig on a cute little steel meathook, write “BABY FACTORY” and “SPERM DONOR” on the mugs, make the signs say things like “Purchase” and “Keep Up Appearances” and “Like Share Subscribe Follow”, use fake dead plants, stuff like that.

        It’s the closest thing to art I’ve had the desire to do.

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