Trouble is I’m stressed when I’m rushing home because there’s trouble brewing in my colon.
Comment on Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?
OpenStars@discuss.online 7 months ago
You go when (1) biologically needed, and (2) it is convenient.
Stress hormones suppress the desire at work but at home you feel relaxed 😎.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 months ago
OpenStars@discuss.online 7 months ago
But in that case, wouldn’t you be as equally stressed if that happened while at work?
netvor@lemmy.world 7 months ago
ok so i just need to check out Slack and i can (and pretty much will have to) hold it for next hour or so
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’re going an awful lot of assuming thinking I’m not stressed at home…
OpenStars@discuss.online 7 months ago
So do you have the opposite happen to you, where the urge increases as you get closer to work? :-P
PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
It’s true because I have a bidet.
OpenStars@discuss.online 7 months ago
Tell your work to put in a bidet? Yeah, that’ll happen /s :-D.
finley@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Jealous
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I suddenly want to make a line of parodies of these signs. Like have one that says in a really quirky font “Defecate” for the bathroom.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Live, Laugh, Poop
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Image
some people get confused but hey it’s fun
OpenStars@discuss.online 7 months ago
Do it!
Some already exist though, if you want additional inspiration:
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