Trouble is I’m stressed when I’m rushing home because there’s trouble brewing in my colon.
Comment on Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
You go when (1) biologically needed, and (2) it is convenient.
Stress hormones suppress the desire at work but at home you feel relaxed 😎.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
But in that case, wouldn’t you be as equally stressed if that happened while at work?
netvor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ok so i just need to check out Slack and i can (and pretty much will have to) hold it for next hour or so
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re going an awful lot of assuming thinking I’m not stressed at home…
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
So do you have the opposite happen to you, where the urge increases as you get closer to work? :-P
PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s true because I have a bidet.
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
Tell your work to put in a bidet? Yeah, that’ll happen /s :-D.
finley@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Jealous
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I suddenly want to make a line of parodies of these signs. Like have one that says in a really quirky font “Defecate” for the bathroom.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Live, Laugh, Poop
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
some people get confused but hey it’s fun
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 month ago
Do it!
Some already exist though, if you want additional inspiration:
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