Comment on Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?

OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re going an awful lot of assuming thinking I’m not stressed at home…

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  • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So do you have the opposite happen to you, where the urge increases as you get closer to work? :-P

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    • PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s true because I have a bidet.

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      • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tell your work to put in a bidet? Yeah, that’ll happen /s :-D.

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      • finley@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jealous

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I suddenly want to make a line of parodies of these signs. Like have one that says in a really quirky font “Defecate” for the bathroom.

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      • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Live, Laugh, Poop

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

        some people get confused but hey it’s fun

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      • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do it!

        Some already exist though, if you want additional inspiration:

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Trouble is I’m stressed when I’m rushing home because there’s trouble brewing in my colon.

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  • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But in that case, wouldn’t you be as equally stressed if that happened while at work?

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• netvor@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ok so i just need to check out Slack and i can (and pretty much will have to) hold it for next hour or so

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