Trouble is I’m stressed when I’m rushing home because there’s trouble brewing in my colon.
Comment on Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?
OpenStars@discuss.online 2 years ago
You go when (1) biologically needed, and (2) it is convenient.
Stress hormones suppress the desire at work but at home you feel relaxed 😎.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 years ago
OpenStars@discuss.online 2 years ago
But in that case, wouldn’t you be as equally stressed if that happened while at work?
netvor@lemmy.world 2 years ago
ok so i just need to check out Slack and i can (and pretty much will have to) hold it for next hour or so
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’re going an awful lot of assuming thinking I’m not stressed at home…
OpenStars@discuss.online 2 years ago
So do you have the opposite happen to you, where the urge increases as you get closer to work? :-P
PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s true because I have a bidet.
OpenStars@discuss.online 2 years ago
Tell your work to put in a bidet? Yeah, that’ll happen /s :-D.
finley@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Jealous
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I suddenly want to make a line of parodies of these signs. Like have one that says in a really quirky font “Defecate” for the bathroom.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Live, Laugh, Poop
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Image
some people get confused but hey it’s fun
OpenStars@discuss.online 2 years ago
Do it!
Some already exist though, if you want additional inspiration:
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