Trouble is I’m stressed when I’m rushing home because there’s trouble brewing in my colon.
Comment on Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?
OpenStars@discuss.online 10 months ago
You go when (1) biologically needed, and (2) it is convenient.
Stress hormones suppress the desire at work but at home you feel relaxed 😎.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 months ago
OpenStars@discuss.online 10 months ago
But in that case, wouldn’t you be as equally stressed if that happened while at work?
netvor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ok so i just need to check out Slack and i can (and pretty much will have to) hold it for next hour or so
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re going an awful lot of assuming thinking I’m not stressed at home…
OpenStars@discuss.online 10 months ago
So do you have the opposite happen to you, where the urge increases as you get closer to work? :-P
PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s true because I have a bidet.
OpenStars@discuss.online 10 months ago
Tell your work to put in a bidet? Yeah, that’ll happen /s :-D.
finley@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Jealous
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I suddenly want to make a line of parodies of these signs. Like have one that says in a really quirky font “Defecate” for the bathroom.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Live, Laugh, Poop
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Image
some people get confused but hey it’s fun
OpenStars@discuss.online 10 months ago
Do it!
Some already exist though, if you want additional inspiration:
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