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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …ya know, I’m 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I’ve never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like…and my brain isn’t capable of doing so. Maybe that’s a good thing.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They got a zoo in your town?

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    • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think I like where this is going…

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        … To the zoo?

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    • EurekaStockade@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They kick you out if you get too close to the animals genitals :(

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      • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It got bad enough they had to put up signs

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Binoculars, buddy.

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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ask and you shall receive:

    NSFW, but not pornographic

    Click here for a non-sexualized video of the birth of a baby giraffe. It’s pretty high!

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did she prolapse or is the baby just wearing the amniotic sac? Jesus, birthing hooves seems unpleasant

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      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m not going to watch the video, are giraffe babies born with fairy fingers like horses?

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    black lips to match the tongue

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The bottom eyelids are a dead giveaway

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• Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Joe Rogan, is that you?

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