They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.
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Jakdracula@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 3 months ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Technically correct.
Jakdracula@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The best kind of correct!
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah
Bananigans@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy. •_•
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Lmao it’s real
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper
simplejack@lemmy.world 3 months ago
We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas, a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.
It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.
jagungal@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
Bo lo na
The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Baloney.
bitwaba@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The “g” isn’t silent. the “gn” in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a “n” with a tilde (~, e.g “ñ”) in Spanish.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What is a seppo?
zedgeist@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.
Resol@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)
Wow, my jokes are terrible.