Comment on "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

• billiam0202@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive.

  Source: got snipped.

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  • clif@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.

    Doctor’s orders! 🫡

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    • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol I was given the same advice.

      “Go home, rest up for two weeks, the bust as much as you can before you come back and get tested”

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• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?

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  • GoodEye8@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beat your meat in the missus?

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gotta wait for the clear bill of health

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  • robotica@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re lying. 42 a day is the limit.

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.

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  • fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Screw this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done

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    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah…you need to be hydrating if you’re fapping several times a day.

      That’s just good science.

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