I usually get people with: “Anons Morgue: you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.”
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Stern@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, “Ahoyhoy”, “Howdy”, “Whats good brother?”, or for the more adventurous, “Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it.”
joelfromaus@aussie.zone 11 months ago
harmsy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In my family it was variations of “Hello, Joe’s whatever. Insert rhyme here.”
One of my favorites was “Joe’s mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em.”
HatFullOfSky@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My dad’s go to is “Joe’s Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking”. Sometimes he’ll shake it up and answer as Bar instead
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 months ago
“Jimbo’s Fish Fry; you hook 'em we cook 'em!”
Was always my favorite. Probably because I would love to take a restaurant a bucket of fresh-caught bluegill and come back in a couple hours to dinner. Filleting all those little bastards is a pain…
renormalizer@feddit.de 11 months ago
“You bag 'em, we tag 'em”
philoko@ani.social 11 months ago
My go to is “Yellow”
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mine is somewhere between yellow and howdy. If you call a Texas Drunk you should be prepared for a “Yeowdy”.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I usually hit my friends with the “sup fuckface”
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I throw a fucko out there into the world every now on then
plantedworld@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Duffy’s Morgue, you stab em we slab em.”
Vinny_93@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Snackbar Harry, Harry speaking
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Dave’s pizza and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce” is a particularly spicy one I’ve heard.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Jim’s abortion clinic … We deletus your fetus
Stern@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fetus Deletus was my favorite spell to cast at Hogwarts.
PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“You rape em, we scrape em”
(I do not condone this message)