I usually get people with: “Anons Morgue: you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.”
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Stern@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, “Ahoyhoy”, “Howdy”, “Whats good brother?”, or for the more adventurous, “Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it.”
joelfromaus@aussie.zone 2 years ago
harmsy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
In my family it was variations of “Hello, Joe’s whatever. Insert rhyme here.”
One of my favorites was “Joe’s mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em.”
HatFullOfSky@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My dad’s go to is “Joe’s Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking”. Sometimes he’ll shake it up and answer as Bar instead
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 years ago
“Jimbo’s Fish Fry; you hook 'em we cook 'em!”
Was always my favorite. Probably because I would love to take a restaurant a bucket of fresh-caught bluegill and come back in a couple hours to dinner. Filleting all those little bastards is a pain…
renormalizer@feddit.de 2 years ago
“You bag 'em, we tag 'em”
philoko@ani.social 2 years ago
My go to is “Yellow”
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mine is somewhere between yellow and howdy. If you call a Texas Drunk you should be prepared for a “Yeowdy”.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
I usually hit my friends with the “sup fuckface”
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I throw a fucko out there into the world every now on then
plantedworld@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Duffy’s Morgue, you stab em we slab em.”
Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Snackbar Harry, Harry speaking
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Dave’s pizza and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce” is a particularly spicy one I’ve heard.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Jim’s abortion clinic … We deletus your fetus
Stern@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fetus Deletus was my favorite spell to cast at Hogwarts.
PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
“You rape em, we scrape em”
(I do not condone this message)