I usually get people with: “Anons Morgue: you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.”
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Stern@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, “Ahoyhoy”, “Howdy”, “Whats good brother?”, or for the more adventurous, “Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it.”
joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
harmsy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
In my family it was variations of “Hello, Joe’s whatever. Insert rhyme here.”
One of my favorites was “Joe’s mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em.”
HatFullOfSky@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My dad’s go to is “Joe’s Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking”. Sometimes he’ll shake it up and answer as Bar instead
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
“Jimbo’s Fish Fry; you hook 'em we cook 'em!”
Was always my favorite. Probably because I would love to take a restaurant a bucket of fresh-caught bluegill and come back in a couple hours to dinner. Filleting all those little bastards is a pain…
renormalizer@feddit.de 5 weeks ago
“You bag 'em, we tag 'em”
philoko@ani.social 5 weeks ago
My go to is “Yellow”
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Mine is somewhere between yellow and howdy. If you call a Texas Drunk you should be prepared for a “Yeowdy”.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I usually hit my friends with the “sup fuckface”
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I throw a fucko out there into the world every now on then
plantedworld@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Duffy’s Morgue, you stab em we slab em.”
Vinny_93@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Snackbar Harry, Harry speaking
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Dave’s pizza and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce” is a particularly spicy one I’ve heard.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Jim’s abortion clinic … We deletus your fetus
Stern@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fetus Deletus was my favorite spell to cast at Hogwarts.
PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
“You rape em, we scrape em”
(I do not condone this message)