Comment on Anon catches his wife

RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext

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  • borth@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That sounds fun. How hard could it be?

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Every script kiddie after a single class in uni knows how to make one. That’s why reddit had so many annoying bots that did fuckall but tried to be funny.

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      • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Like that stupid reminder bot

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I don’t see why it would be fake, there’s nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there’s no reason to, y’know

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Anon has a wife

    Red flag right there

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    • Rinox@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    There’s also a point where you don’t have to care. It’s a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Even if it didn’t really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it’s really happened to someone at some point.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  No.

  Everyone had clap.

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    whats a clap and how do i get one?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Sink a putt at a golf competition.

      Those golf groupies will give you the clap.

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    • dogsnest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Song by Steve Howe.

      Clap - Steve Howe

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    • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.

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    • shundi82@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      youtu.be/POM_98oi0oo

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• kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Nah there’s a grain of truth to this. If you don’t have lesbians in your social circle, you’re fucking stupid and missing out big

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  • Technus@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Now taking applications for lesbian friends.

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    • dogsnest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I know one.

      She’s Canadian, and is homeschooled.

      She travels a lot, and doesn’t have a cell phone.

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