I don’t see why it would be fake, there’s nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there’s no reason to, y’know
Comment on Anon catches his wife
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And then everybody clapped
morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Evotech@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Anon has a wife
Red flag right there
Rinox@feddit.it 5 months ago
Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag
frezik@midwest.social 5 months ago
There’s also a point where you don’t have to care. It’s a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Even if it didn’t really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it’s really happened to someone at some point.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No.
Everyone had clap.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
whats a clap and how do i get one?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sink a putt at a golf competition.
Those golf groupies will give you the clap.
dogsnest@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Song by Steve Howe.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.
shundi82@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Nah there’s a grain of truth to this. If you don’t have lesbians in your social circle, you’re fucking stupid and missing out big
Technus@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Now taking applications for lesbian friends.
dogsnest@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I know one.
She’s Canadian, and is homeschooled.
She travels a lot, and doesn’t have a cell phone.
Voyajer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext
borth@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
That sounds fun. How hard could it be?
Maalus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Every script kiddie after a single class in uni knows how to make one. That’s why reddit had so many annoying bots that did fuckall but tried to be funny.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Like that stupid reminder bot