Almost makes it worth visiting Texas.
Almost.
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
Is this real? Because wife material.
Almost makes it worth visiting Texas.
Almost.
Why? What’s in Texas? This says Maryland
what’s in Texas
Maryland, probably.
(Rest of the world)
I’m in Texas. You can visit me.
Go home, Texas, you’re drunk.
…I have no idea. I must have been mixing it up with the post above it at the time, or something.
I’m pretty sure you might get shot if you tried this in Texas. Some crazy would get mad about how dinosaurs were invented by Satan to mislead people into believing in evolution and therefore wearing a dinosaur costume makes you agents of the devil or something.
In the big cities? Dalls? Austin? Nah. People might look at you weird.
Anywhere else? ...Might have to give some killjoy 15min to an hour to call the cops
DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I think it’s AI unfortunately.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
sigh I’ll never meet a sexy, single dino lady.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I mean there are entire conventions, but you’ll struggle with “hot”.
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 months ago
If you’re referring to furry conventions, then I’ll chime in and say there are plenty of hot people in the furry community. They just usually aren’t the ones who get mocked on social media for being awkward.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Don’t worry, bro. You’ll find the lusty Argonian maid of your dreams sooner or later! There are plenty of lizards in the desert.
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
you mean crosswalks don’t usually end diagonally in the middle of the street?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I know the Facebook account it’s posted from is a parody account. I cannot say anything about the veracity of the pictures.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 months ago
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For reference.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I did not get hookers from this originally
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 months ago
I want it to be real, damnit! It’s really funny.
DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I had a feeling it was a parody tbh
AA5B@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t rain on our parade. Let it be real
necromancyr@lemmy.world 7 months ago
…or Hagerstown.
kromem@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Just means wesker will need to marry an AI.