Do Americans even know how to ride a bicycle?
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fun trick! Don’t try in America!
mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 1 year ago
riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, but they don’t know how to change gears.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gears!!! This thing has gears?
kungen@feddit.nu 1 year ago
Inexperienced, but possible. If only bikes worked the same way as America’s best anti-theft measure: a car with manual transmission.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can confirm. Left my 1986 SAAB 900 SPG unlocked for a decade in a couple major cities downtown areas. The only thing anyone ever took was some of my quarters. They also never broke the window to get in, and then realize it was a manual.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 year ago
They just don’t know how to start it.
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If anything it would be easier in America.
Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they’re running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This protip only works for Cops
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Yeah or the rich
Jax@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Nah, rich people don’t really do that. They’ll just ruin your life and let you take care of the rest.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
But then you have to move all the time. A pile of bodies might scare off bike thieves.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Would being near a school would help?
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Not as much as being near a pig farm would
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Disclaimer: This post advises you to commit crimes. Do not take this post as fact.
Disclaimer pt.2: You may get away with it “in Texas, at night, and on your own property,” but you have to hit all 3/3 of those, if you have 0/3, 1/3, or 2/3, you are also going to be prosecuted.
graymess@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Alternatively, run over with car. You can commit any crime while in a car and get away with it. It’s the law.